Tonight you have the benefit of receiving a FREE limited edition, signed and numbered print. Now I realize that some of the negative types are going to look below and say "Alan, that's just a business card", but really folks, in the finest tradition of art, spoof, and mail order con men around the world, this offer is exactly as I represent it. Take any ten-thousand dollar print by Dali or Picasso and all you have is a piece of paper. So tonight you have the chance to receive a paper print that is....
limited edition,
signed and numbered,
highly collectible!
So you say, how do I get this awesome prize, and for FREE! All you have to do is sign the Five Red Dice Guest Book, and an e-mail will be returned to you with a mailing address. Simply mail a self-addressed stamped envelope to the address and the limited edition, highly collectible print will be on the way to you.
The photo really does not do justice to the beauty of this print, as the color is rich and the depth of the translucent reds are intoxicating. Great asset to have when telling your friends about Five Red Dice, as they may have trouble remembering the name of the site, so pass some of these collectible prints out to friends and family so they can join the fun.
You might as well sign the guest book anyway, as every 100th signer wins a FREE Five Red Dice T-Shirt! SO thank you for all the support, hope you have fun and enjoy the posts. When you sign the Guest Book let me know how many business car... er, limited edition prints you would like to have to pass around!
Alan Mizell
The Five Red Dice Store
P.S. THE POLL AT THE RIGHT ONLY HAS A FEW DAYS LEFT SO PLEASE CAST A VOTE TONIGHT!
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Yes. Please. I want, I need, I must have one of these highly sought
after limited edition prints of "Five Red Dice". It will be custom
framed by Salvador Dali's personal framer. (Dali is dead but the framer is
still with us, and knows the value of good dice.) This print will be displayed
in Our house Gallery (a fine art gallery) for all of the Greater Sacramento
Area to see. It is our intent to help drive the price up on this print and
retire to the Great Barrier Reef with the profit. Don't laugh. The journey
of a thousand miles starts with the first step. The prints have been made. It
is now up to art galleries and museums to promote it to the fullest extent of
the Platinum card. Please tell me how we proceed from here.
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