tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88436799769696357442023-11-16T05:09:16.089-06:00FIVE RED DICEmake a great trade offer and get pamela and a story a lot better than that silly old van gogh ear thing!Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.comBlogger82125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-42965872933967895732009-01-28T00:16:00.003-06:002009-01-28T00:17:35.178-06:00Napoleon Dynamite Travels The World ! ! !<br><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO3RvSuQufZMa72_g76IXbjWTDf-ggIoYg8FVmj2azKpNNaFr7ncJsT9ZPfbz6XjeRUQeKmfw9ppvtN3SrYHGlgqi3ccFo0wGvV4OKnW6fxxm3LjaqArD9kmSvC8Dwpu-Dc386Y30N0OLo/s1600-h/Small+GIF+Napoleon+Dynamite+Travels+Clear+.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296224665126499586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 236px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO3RvSuQufZMa72_g76IXbjWTDf-ggIoYg8FVmj2azKpNNaFr7ncJsT9ZPfbz6XjeRUQeKmfw9ppvtN3SrYHGlgqi3ccFo0wGvV4OKnW6fxxm3LjaqArD9kmSvC8Dwpu-Dc386Y30N0OLo/s400/Small+GIF+Napoleon+Dynamite+Travels+Clear+.gif" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://napoleondynamitetravelstheworld.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#3333ff;">Invite Him To Visit You!<br /></span></a><div align="center"></div></div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-6136915982190593132008-11-28T23:07:00.000-06:002008-11-28T23:13:18.855-06:00Well, November No Trades I suppose. But The Game Is Still On.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSDNOaFOk2SLzI9ohCMqc3XQBXu_y2dNMqrHLA5ZFKs1eD7GZVce6b4QQ3GSMWgb3siVg-lzTl-uvSnjN0KJzMTotgse972nk3Nb3DqVh44IzNoOtCYqBKLQBioG0MkZEiCT8IfnP4jl7z/s1600-h/000_00000.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273943131559913794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 234px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 236px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSDNOaFOk2SLzI9ohCMqc3XQBXu_y2dNMqrHLA5ZFKs1eD7GZVce6b4QQ3GSMWgb3siVg-lzTl-uvSnjN0KJzMTotgse972nk3Nb3DqVh44IzNoOtCYqBKLQBioG0MkZEiCT8IfnP4jl7z/s400/000_00000.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;">Seriously folks, what a better way to get a unique and original Christmas present than trading for it on Five Red Dice. Why traipse through Best Buy or storm the doors at Wal-Mart for mass market crap when you can own an original piece of highly collectible art? Please take a moment to look around and make an offer of something suitable, let's get this little train wreck of a site nack on track. Am I gonna have to get up and come over there? Offer! ! !</span></div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-22913365625074929452008-11-02T08:00:00.000-06:002008-11-02T10:29:27.191-06:00Five Red Dice Is Back Post-Ike And Ready To Trade!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx2k3E50-lBv-4iM3nL4H1APQqMs4xMowIb_yZX-EA_oeftSXQ4-iv89qpaWjg7vKpTpCYS8rWx-5QvyV35tpBjivabAJPgdEFT_xTnw9ptcJi4kLQPh8H9VlJPt7-WoBlDerBcUNTp199/s1600-h/AAA+Braceland+Pamela+Anderson.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254247509241497858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx2k3E50-lBv-4iM3nL4H1APQqMs4xMowIb_yZX-EA_oeftSXQ4-iv89qpaWjg7vKpTpCYS8rWx-5QvyV35tpBjivabAJPgdEFT_xTnw9ptcJi4kLQPh8H9VlJPt7-WoBlDerBcUNTp199/s400/AAA+Braceland+Pamela+Anderson.BMP" border="0" /></a> Well, hello, and Sorry.<br />Wow, it's been a bit of a six week period here in South Texas. No excuses but about 6 weeks ago, the same weekend family was visiting, Hurricane Gustave stranded family members at my house, the same family who had suffered through Katrina several short years ago.<br />Two weeks later Mean Old Ike tore through. The eye passed right over us, no great feat being about 40 miles wide. The storm put the electricity out for a solid 2 weeks here, but no damage to my place, though a family member had $60,000 worth of tree damage!!!<br />Follow this up with a little lethargy and see why I have not been on, but just relax, Five Red Dice is alive and well and seeking trade offers and WILL be trading sweet, skinny Pamela away!<br />Look for updates and lots of Craigslist ads and promotional stuff.<br />No Cash, sorry!<br />In the meantime check out weird stuff at <a href="http://theoddreport.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;">The Odd Report</span></a> and my image posts on <a href="http://www.robotnine.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Robot Nine</span></a>. Interesting little diversions, subscribe by e-mail and get the posts automatically, daily.<br />AlanAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-15321629347715979112008-09-03T21:33:00.016-05:002008-09-03T22:46:30.435-05:00NEW Five Red Dice Business Cards... I Mean Limited Edition, Signed And Numbered Art Prints.<div align="center">Hello everybody, sorry for the long delay in posting, it's been a busy time for me here in the Deep South, and this is a diversion, a hobby, not a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">livelihood</span>. I have had friends ask if the project was over, and no, it most assuredly is not. I am still seeking a trade for that sexy, bony woman, Pamela. </div><div align="center">I have been working on a few other blogs that are pastimes and that has eaten into my time a bit. There are links on the side if you are interested- <a href="http://www.robotnine.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Robot Nine</span></a> is a daily image post, very eclectic, and <a href="http://www.theoddreport.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;">The Odd Report</span></a> is a collection of odd news, information, links, images, what have you. Fun. Consider submitting art, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">photography</span>, or any images to Robot Nine, or join the "What's In You Wallet" project. Enough about that though.</div><div align="center">The new Five Red Dice promotional cards are here, and available FREE to all of you. They are great collectibles, and to hand out to friends who say "What is that guy doing again"? <br></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx0zfsG6MD1ye6YMdwqZ0lEnFczgQq47zjewwjjxMIwlxITp1Jocc-mSygJhjXovFsYa2PEpwD8RPlCvvk03sL8HnhMZ4H2hOqfgJ-dPO1gOKC7iLeCAewp1o1QpS-EjV7yqeP7tV9WxzK/s1600-h/100_1553.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989839170113138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx0zfsG6MD1ye6YMdwqZ0lEnFczgQq47zjewwjjxMIwlxITp1Jocc-mSygJhjXovFsYa2PEpwD8RPlCvvk03sL8HnhMZ4H2hOqfgJ-dPO1gOKC7iLeCAewp1o1QpS-EjV7yqeP7tV9WxzK/s400/100_1553.jpg" border="0" /></a> Yes I know, the shakiest photo ever. And the camera has automatic digital image stabilization. Darn the vodka! Beautiful cards though, rich verdant green and translucent red on the dice. Nice!</div><div align="center"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg94ifCg628Jz3OBuN2Nm-dweFCH5k2Nu8puniTQFyoGyxoa3EMzIwfh0kXT2dp8XcrWRpjuLcKtN-3UCGIMyzqAlhu1lgGWTF-IUT8a6ge81wn-kF-BBg4-pD3y6IX8jKCzfatlcL7YaEB/s1600-h/100_1554.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989783056278738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg94ifCg628Jz3OBuN2Nm-dweFCH5k2Nu8puniTQFyoGyxoa3EMzIwfh0kXT2dp8XcrWRpjuLcKtN-3UCGIMyzqAlhu1lgGWTF-IUT8a6ge81wn-kF-BBg4-pD3y6IX8jKCzfatlcL7YaEB/s400/100_1554.jpg" border="0" /></a> Of course, they can be signed and numbered, making them instant collectibles, to me anyway.</div><div align="center">For those of you uninterested in <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">the</span> simple card, I have figured many other uses for these works of art, and listed them for you below, so as to relieve you of any thinking.<br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEVU7vn-vtoLliEPFSAKon1HnIuCbv4M-rIxH_PNH7UF7BvrcYjoM1f12bjfzGnPs4QZTZtxcXZdQRnlZ3G3FZvYNqxZKdkj_JpbJWYiZcGrF1C1HImuBFbJ0aW0vUd66TsnT3bVaDCtoE/s1600-h/100_1556.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989719844146770" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEVU7vn-vtoLliEPFSAKon1HnIuCbv4M-rIxH_PNH7UF7BvrcYjoM1f12bjfzGnPs4QZTZtxcXZdQRnlZ3G3FZvYNqxZKdkj_JpbJWYiZcGrF1C1HImuBFbJ0aW0vUd66TsnT3bVaDCtoE/s400/100_1556.jpg" border="0" /></a> Use a stack of cards to build a 'house of cards'.</p><p><br /></p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcdf5dvcmhHBMrPKKds5dzEVBRGS99V8o_mWSDy9MknFM9eUNQ1qp4QbgFRuSR-CRr9FjNfqZ1LLe9mwy6SMy4hioQwOqYAlX_9PmYdYrT86qY5ugMPvke-NTT3ghULKCmk5epRAaE7Azl/s1600-h/100_1557.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989647826544146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcdf5dvcmhHBMrPKKds5dzEVBRGS99V8o_mWSDy9MknFM9eUNQ1qp4QbgFRuSR-CRr9FjNfqZ1LLe9mwy6SMy4hioQwOqYAlX_9PmYdYrT86qY5ugMPvke-NTT3ghULKCmk5epRAaE7Azl/s400/100_1557.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a>Limited edition prints make excellent bookmarks.<br /></p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3Xi5r5PGcd9jaaixr8-1bzMld5tBVgOkE-c2YCxXNi0yB08zpc2OkcPgmRwHoeegpJjBeIrQbTVX4jxfScgJY0mqJE2khlGL-Axe1nnnZ2u4cmVKejc53OJ_9uGT2ct2tU8qwFKwzTrm0/s1600-h/100_1558.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989583444296322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3Xi5r5PGcd9jaaixr8-1bzMld5tBVgOkE-c2YCxXNi0yB08zpc2OkcPgmRwHoeegpJjBeIrQbTVX4jxfScgJY0mqJE2khlGL-Axe1nnnZ2u4cmVKejc53OJ_9uGT2ct2tU8qwFKwzTrm0/s400/100_1558.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a>Make a Five Red Dice <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">refrigerator</span> magnet for that art your nephew makes, you know, the one who draws less puppies and Mom pictures and more murder victims every year</p><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKlQnDjD586LZxfHk_UI00GeeIITd9Arj3W6J7W9lHTeCKqBNMqbUoQQfJT83rsAtYbdwBRA1prTgrzMiK-0YnagqoXpisHe8hs1TFH2HDuWTZ8l0mEx3F2CBdrbx-xPJLGrmToAWIsZJp/s1600-h/100_1560.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989513755644850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKlQnDjD586LZxfHk_UI00GeeIITd9Arj3W6J7W9lHTeCKqBNMqbUoQQfJT83rsAtYbdwBRA1prTgrzMiK-0YnagqoXpisHe8hs1TFH2HDuWTZ8l0mEx3F2CBdrbx-xPJLGrmToAWIsZJp/s400/100_1560.jpg" border="0" /></a>How about a tiny dust pan for tiny messes, like <span style="color:#000000;">Chihuahua</span> hair. </p><p align="center"><br /></p><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkInMXGT-4wy3NqPq4sKqDPnETBfvo-W7Th9GYBDnubIU1IJrbK0GLYoCSVEAykl7Z1sAXG9XY8UT_q4Odh0XNSEdHXCqKaC8rkoswNGcpHqZwceIZN2ZUVcBBi0YnAIfvKaxc32BZqyl8/s1600-h/100_1561.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989435639278402" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkInMXGT-4wy3NqPq4sKqDPnETBfvo-W7Th9GYBDnubIU1IJrbK0GLYoCSVEAykl7Z1sAXG9XY8UT_q4Odh0XNSEdHXCqKaC8rkoswNGcpHqZwceIZN2ZUVcBBi0YnAIfvKaxc32BZqyl8/s400/100_1561.jpg" border="0" /></a> Smaller size artists can carry it around and tell people it is there portfolio. The bright colors and fancy word will make the artist less of a Grinch.</p><p><br /></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIRy87BSuQpvjjje5QBa4Xv1NoEzrfs3iipX7WwVBl-8Um7kSVb3xGZsI120mcq3TP_c_90fX8bMgKk237IfDW4LPdlhN8rYpJ1W6orxNVWbaFIZvcaDqNGr4VYjYTTw_kdYY8L2apyEvq/s1600-h/100_1566.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989369503061234" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIRy87BSuQpvjjje5QBa4Xv1NoEzrfs3iipX7WwVBl-8Um7kSVb3xGZsI120mcq3TP_c_90fX8bMgKk237IfDW4LPdlhN8rYpJ1W6orxNVWbaFIZvcaDqNGr4VYjYTTw_kdYY8L2apyEvq/s400/100_1566.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="center">A shoe horn. Remember those? Seems we used to use shoe horns to make well-made, cheap shoes last. Now we don't use them on badly made, expensive shoes. Get a Five Red Dice shoe horn and save your shoes.<br /></p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5viTS-fQJvBDikYAwVhhitAQeH8bzQo-31mVLyqlOSv-w0E4_eBsTIAF_DPimxHSd650JJJ7UO0r8KcyAx_DxGqm1vOverGw8P0ADitETQ-fGZRDJldmI-nScKoxZtJ_ooxrrH_AtljEM/s1600-h/100_1567.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989287653416434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5viTS-fQJvBDikYAwVhhitAQeH8bzQo-31mVLyqlOSv-w0E4_eBsTIAF_DPimxHSd650JJJ7UO0r8KcyAx_DxGqm1vOverGw8P0ADitETQ-fGZRDJldmI-nScKoxZtJ_ooxrrH_AtljEM/s400/100_1567.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a>Stacks of them are great to level tables and chairs. You should never go out to eat without a handy supply of Five Red Dice table and chair levelers.<br /></p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih_lfy3OLEsqSAeyE4Zs-5Yzyt_l9Lkw93AmydB3yL7xJq9izNKyN-Spwx8K5QSolrmn7VoSBVE-mRAKVlM3dFfyG4J4E6h7vF0GX8pSTHdHBGWH8g5QGwWiLCIivhZheKfqNGHoNtteo1/s1600-h/100_1569.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989216132098786" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih_lfy3OLEsqSAeyE4Zs-5Yzyt_l9Lkw93AmydB3yL7xJq9izNKyN-Spwx8K5QSolrmn7VoSBVE-mRAKVlM3dFfyG4J4E6h7vF0GX8pSTHdHBGWH8g5QGwWiLCIivhZheKfqNGHoNtteo1/s400/100_1569.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a>These durable cards will scrape ice from a freezer. Probably great for icy windshields and bathroom grime also.<br /></p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZTXwa9vPV9X6NSNt7J1TQZRiOEzzTZbFd9hW3T4CZd0xu2nx53mfh_Cmo_07hHm6g_8a8YTayuc4qPGnsbnV6a79OyRI8XC3vlocVkUp0KUccVU-Qu0-UXUl2TQtcTqUO5oUeg1hUJ9aM/s1600-h/100_1570.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989140639218402" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZTXwa9vPV9X6NSNt7J1TQZRiOEzzTZbFd9hW3T4CZd0xu2nx53mfh_Cmo_07hHm6g_8a8YTayuc4qPGnsbnV6a79OyRI8XC3vlocVkUp0KUccVU-Qu0-UXUl2TQtcTqUO5oUeg1hUJ9aM/s400/100_1570.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a>Put a card behind the sofa in a doll house and you have a stunning piece of modern art. A sure-fire decoration to amaze all the ladies at the monthly Doll House Club meetings.<br /></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM5_7JgN_Z6W2zZBZ9R1x7dxsTGuIuCwdMh-VZtMDnGq1lq-Wybr5VrTsFi4LAJXZgd9HPUnUWY8CGUfBadCXVWwwOAraANDNT0X5p8Dud_eKkOQFVMopZ2E_EZVCb75KK65PNhJDkPIau/s1600-h/100_1559.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241989012676627794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM5_7JgN_Z6W2zZBZ9R1x7dxsTGuIuCwdMh-VZtMDnGq1lq-Wybr5VrTsFi4LAJXZgd9HPUnUWY8CGUfBadCXVWwwOAraANDNT0X5p8Dud_eKkOQFVMopZ2E_EZVCb75KK65PNhJDkPIau/s400/100_1559.jpg" border="0" /></a> Of course the best use, and the easiest, might be to just hand a few out to friends and tell them "Go, make an offer, NOW!"</p><p>Alan Mizell</p><p>P.S. Leslie- your cards of both types are on the way, thanks for the self addressed and atmped envelope!</p>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-52156886308003541922008-08-27T19:23:00.006-05:002008-08-27T19:35:02.905-05:00More Art, Art, Art! I Love Art. I Want A Bicycle Built For Two!Kirsten Baldwin of Houston has e-mailed in an offer for some artwork. I will let her tell you more about it, but everyone including Kirsten knows I want to take the project in a different direction than art- unless you have Leonardo's secret second Mona Lisa or something! You can tell by a quick examination that this particular piece of art is "EXCELLENT".<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8itzML7Lf85PhrsLkOJFmf4c7mjw91fo5rwURLRJhmGtEtcINtIUIbZ3CEqizCCdLUJexSWOpbobKmwRj34_oD0iXURmYyeU-HIUXEJMTiIJROpICZRi-zVa5EQ8KuWcZ2g7y7IGcjYB4/s1600-h/Kid+Art.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239357896298895186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 450px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 301px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="301" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8itzML7Lf85PhrsLkOJFmf4c7mjw91fo5rwURLRJhmGtEtcINtIUIbZ3CEqizCCdLUJexSWOpbobKmwRj34_oD0iXURmYyeU-HIUXEJMTiIJROpICZRi-zVa5EQ8KuWcZ2g7y7IGcjYB4/s400/Kid+Art.jpg" width="374" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><strong>Excellent Art</strong></p><p align="left">In <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Kirstens</span> words...</p><p align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;">"Good Morning.<br />I stumbled upon your website on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Craigslist</span> (I am a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Craigslist</span> junkie). Very interesting. So I thought I would join in the fun. I am offering for trade - although I see from your comments that you do not <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">necessarliy</span> want art for art, I'm giving it a shot anyway - an original piece from 1970 - crayola and pencil on Manila paper - titled: "Excellent". I believe this particular piece was finished in Houston at the "Little Red School House" in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Westbury</span> Square, most probably in Mrs. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Triebus</span>' kindergarten class. I'm sure it's worth millions. I'm sure it's at least worth Park Place or Boardwalk, or the green ones.<br />Thank you for your consideration, Kirstin"</span></p><p align="left">That's really cool, but a different direction I must go. Besides, taking someones irreplaceable childhood art seems a little... sad. Unless it's a clever forgery. Kirsten? In the meantime check out Kirsten's artwork at her website <a href="http://www.baldwinink.com/index.php"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">BaldwinInk</span>.com</span></a></p>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-79779953783447057902008-08-25T15:48:00.006-05:002008-08-25T16:08:05.839-05:00Offer To Trade For Half A Bottle Of Worcestershire Sauce. Hmmm. Let Me Think On That One.Marcia of Whiteness, Shetland Isles, U.K., which is a LONG way from Houston, Texas sent in the following offer. I let Martha tell you herself...<br /><span style="color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#990000;">"less than half of a used 150ml bottle of Lea & <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">PerrinsWorcestershire</span> Sauce (for the non <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">brits</span> its pronounced '<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">wustershire</span>',thought <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">i'd</span> best mention that in case you try and say it and make a fool <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">ofyourself</span>!! it is delicious on cheese and toast and i always shake it on my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">bakedbeans</span>..yum!"</span><br /><span style="color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Hmmm</span>, used sauce?</span><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDetZp6zFaOlIETIHVkVof8q3r3TPwCAtVsxO6WXj6AFLLwW7X4P10P7s3tOFKVg5T4ooIsd0r_i0-iZkGfRcXQQEFuXzdYQmUgODZ6rdpF8f2TJnTA51BtW897uZCs1FokOg3T8F1OPnJ/s1600-h/Wourschetershire.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238562736000798626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDetZp6zFaOlIETIHVkVof8q3r3TPwCAtVsxO6WXj6AFLLwW7X4P10P7s3tOFKVg5T4ooIsd0r_i0-iZkGfRcXQQEFuXzdYQmUgODZ6rdpF8f2TJnTA51BtW897uZCs1FokOg3T8F1OPnJ/s400/Wourschetershire.jpg" border="0" /></a> The Sauce In Question</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="left">Maybe I would have considered the trade Marcia but I had just walked in from the market with four bottles of sauce myself! And that should last about 30-40 years around here.<br /></div><div align="left"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6PDokYfAGr-3Lz7YUMff9Y13y8pQvJPPZKPUe-wFDFFwUtZOtgj6EPuPn_EAatDCssypD0mUPvZLwDmIR-AEgLye2-pD65P4Ih_eUv5FcvzndWmaTOVL34ktaDFmP2VLU5v2lNEoQ2hjM/s1600-h/W+Sauce+4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238562503108213426" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="208" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6PDokYfAGr-3Lz7YUMff9Y13y8pQvJPPZKPUe-wFDFFwUtZOtgj6EPuPn_EAatDCssypD0mUPvZLwDmIR-AEgLye2-pD65P4Ih_eUv5FcvzndWmaTOVL34ktaDFmP2VLU5v2lNEoQ2hjM/s400/W+Sauce+4.jpg" width="258" border="0" /></a>Sorry the posts have been a little out of whack, not very frequent. Family is coming to town and therefore the house required the 'Spring Cleaning' that we missed the last two springs! Hey, don't judge me. The Five Red Dice project is still totally in gear, accepting trades and looking for members, ideas, comments, whatever. So keep telling friends and somebody will make an offer I can accept.</div><div align="left">Something other than 'used sauce'! </div><div align="left">We have had several new countries check us out including such unlikely spots as Iran and Uganda. That's pretty cool. You can see who visits by clicking on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Feedjit</span> link in the sidebar and the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">SiteMeter</span> link at the bottom of the page. It's pretty interesting to watch when things are rolling.</div><div align="left">Well, off to scrub a bit more.</div><div align="left">Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Mizell</span></div><div align="left">Houston, TX<br /><br /></div><div align="left"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5Yy4lDaSXACUe6zTwLK9h4PmkGPHhHmwI4iuYQNu47bSbJHj5TOfdWrfr5z8Js7V0qLxo-N2Khb3L66PaP5I_hAxO_5gJlC-vvqMDniIWtqvQMpnzKSAviie_PiPmjTrVVC9nxuLWl2Yf/s1600-h/Wourschetershire.jpg"></a><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-69890846622697986342008-08-21T20:57:00.008-05:002008-08-21T21:18:28.615-05:00Several New Offers, Old Questions, And A Fascinating Blog To ReadCharles McCarthy of Atlanta, GA offered another of his fascinating art pieces for Pamela. I surely would consider a trade for his art as I like it but I really do not want to trade for more art. I am afraid that the Five Red Dice project would begin to be pigeon-holed as an 'ART' trading project, rather than just trading. Some folks have had a bit of trouble in the past, thinking it was just art that could be offered.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpcsdDpXttX62IIHQ4iFqqaIcbkvtxDEioCVsrZ_XZeyL3z16DSwnh5WG9W4eehbto62Ta_xl8wH-DMvQAJBfSq7UDKSAEk7Q570C_Bn2WrKIMb-JM9T4ZB227T8DIns0p3D9R6AUPjVow/s1600-h/ChuckArt1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237156281499597346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpcsdDpXttX62IIHQ4iFqqaIcbkvtxDEioCVsrZ_XZeyL3z16DSwnh5WG9W4eehbto62Ta_xl8wH-DMvQAJBfSq7UDKSAEk7Q570C_Bn2WrKIMb-JM9T4ZB227T8DIns0p3D9R6AUPjVow/s400/ChuckArt1.jpg" border="0" /></a> Very unique, and a bit bizarre, this art is right up my alley. The piece below is also by Charles, and I looked for quite a while before I saw the woman had the head of a bird. Or does she? Charles also runs a great blog called <a href="http://www.ideasbychuck.com/"><span style="color:#990000;">'Ideas by Chuck'</span></a>, and I highly <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">recommend</span> you read it. It's kind <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">of</span> a forum for his ideas for new products, businesses, etc. I liken it to an online bull session or one man think tank. I subscribed so when he posts a new idea I get it in the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">email</span>.<br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGI14AP6whJ-_jhtDhC0BAYBzVK9xfg1dLG6_ifYiNpnGY1MYrMUXZwhN4MEOB7RCSblVhKYI7O-gd6p-Hu3KGXN9ZlxZi2DAragy6BpDN-XxFUWuiVEs8wAdlfaeWOicvPNXhZHs1zX1I/s1600-h/ChuckArt2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237156172189720738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGI14AP6whJ-_jhtDhC0BAYBzVK9xfg1dLG6_ifYiNpnGY1MYrMUXZwhN4MEOB7RCSblVhKYI7O-gd6p-Hu3KGXN9ZlxZi2DAragy6BpDN-XxFUWuiVEs8wAdlfaeWOicvPNXhZHs1zX1I/s400/ChuckArt2.jpg" border="0" /></a> Another offer to come in this week was for one of those rocks painted like an animal, similar to the cat below. She did not supply a photo which makes it hard to consider, but I am always interested. Was it a cat? I hope so because it rests in her <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">rocking</span> chair she revealed. Cool, my perfect pet; zero maintenance. Send a pic <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Ma'am</span>, maybe it's my dream pet rock!<br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihpkGeYb2s0NagUY-tbpYP6Snv3KjYhuRYbCaVqV-C6CGs0ZlpG3RoX_LNe78DHunxGVkzjgspSg_wQ90RlBPvsK49enET-H9_cfdGKU60LcM7yki_F6kS7TW45Ulve5QScAWJPtlvT5sZ/s1600-h/rock+cat.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237156084236690018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihpkGeYb2s0NagUY-tbpYP6Snv3KjYhuRYbCaVqV-C6CGs0ZlpG3RoX_LNe78DHunxGVkzjgspSg_wQ90RlBPvsK49enET-H9_cfdGKU60LcM7yki_F6kS7TW45Ulve5QScAWJPtlvT5sZ/s400/rock+cat.jpg" border="0" /></a> In the biggest Five Red Dice mystery category would be the "Mystery" bag offered by Denise in Sterling Heights, Michigan. She promised future clues and my inability to resist trading for this fabulous mystery. Then she went on vacation promising me and the readers future clues, yet none have come in and my <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">emails</span> go unanswered. Must have been one heck of a vacation romance she had or something.</div><div>Sterling Heights, MI shows up a lot on the feed, so I am wondering if Denise sees this. Out with some more clues girl!!!<br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTBZJg3ZLrd0X7VX8roGjT6T86uKo7OnjGp0uWF-D2yNZyAr5aWuS0V9Dog5L60kg1NDYLz_7yMzeu4_DeSKvDdBIMSWcWzFOTMcymgTlsmDbBp5BZz7FPfhKaLGaFm-u34j722nImJ0Un/s1600-h/Mystery+Bag.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237155939985179602" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTBZJg3ZLrd0X7VX8roGjT6T86uKo7OnjGp0uWF-D2yNZyAr5aWuS0V9Dog5L60kg1NDYLz_7yMzeu4_DeSKvDdBIMSWcWzFOTMcymgTlsmDbBp5BZz7FPfhKaLGaFm-u34j722nImJ0Un/s400/Mystery+Bag.jpg" border="0" /></a> Also Mr. Mesa, Arizona has failed to deliver details or photos on the GIANT chess board that intrigued me, so I have to officially pass as enthusiasm for the project is one component of the decision making project.<br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8m1waPJhShi2dWKYtwgSnLl0ZPyT1zDYF0icXVL7GqvC56EKaQu0XTMVJRuPHbciiJyiO0CVaIj_4cKCurAmkZZDKjc4mozIMFqKddurevCMjURMgXBn5TUnitj9A0QPxoucQcy-fkpj9/s1600-h/chessboard.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237155825374448498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8m1waPJhShi2dWKYtwgSnLl0ZPyT1zDYF0icXVL7GqvC56EKaQu0XTMVJRuPHbciiJyiO0CVaIj_4cKCurAmkZZDKjc4mozIMFqKddurevCMjURMgXBn5TUnitj9A0QPxoucQcy-fkpj9/s400/chessboard.jpg" border="0" /></a> Remember, if you want to see all of the offers that have come in for Pamela go to <a href="http://fivereddice.com/PamelaOffer1.html"><span style="color:#990000;">All Offers For Pamela</span></a> and check them out. There's quite a few, but don't let that make you not trade as your offer could be the one that makes me say YES!</div><div></div><div>Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Mizell</span></div><div>Houston, Texas USA </div></div></div></div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-85852736502104888532008-08-19T19:38:00.006-05:002008-08-19T19:57:45.276-05:00Lots Of Traffic, Few OffersFor the last few days there has been more traffic than ever, much of which I cannot even determine the source. Somebody mentioned Five Red Dice somewhere because last night I had visitors <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">from</span> around the world, more in one hour than ever before. But people are writing, saying cool, even occasionally making an offer but failing to follow up with photos.<br />Ah well, it's cyclical I believe, and the right offer is right around the corner.<br />Possibly the Olympics have gotten the world in a spin, I certainly have been watching Michael Phelps go golden and our gymnasts get screwed in scoring! Boo judges.<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Blacksburg</span></span>, VA.<br />Victoria, B. C. Canada<br />Zagreb, Croatia<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Solvang</span></span>, CA<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Mabank</span></span>, TX<br />Sterling Heights, MI<br />Porter, TX.<br />You all visit me a lot, thanks, but have you made an offer? Just wondering!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc2MEb1ybe9tEcJ1K2JZ44wv8QEB5Gv9cjQKkDsU9Umd5NDnOrozl0_inh6b3qcYvD_Cv1iDQKDCHkfe1zEfcMxflYosQCvDSEhdpIFziwuC-TYNZi6DOTbj-LwIJ6KbHUsMu18IILRPzo/s1600-h/chessboard.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236395011133638274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc2MEb1ybe9tEcJ1K2JZ44wv8QEB5Gv9cjQKkDsU9Umd5NDnOrozl0_inh6b3qcYvD_Cv1iDQKDCHkfe1zEfcMxflYosQCvDSEhdpIFziwuC-TYNZi6DOTbj-LwIJ6KbHUsMu18IILRPzo/s400/chessboard.jpg" border="0" /></a> Of course I like the GIANT 3 foot chess set, so I e-mailed and posted that I am interested, but Mr. Chessman has vanished. Maybe just as well, I liked the set but a couple of friends did not. Chess fanatics were not thrilled with it, but they said they preferred traditional, portable sets.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiUZpMjC2yiEPCBemxdU-aJaE_u_2sYkWTo2PbTTPed_SMcXzg-tgE0uI4LpJjxqAMOO_tjj8PICZW0tXs24QyeyEdgaEqWaCKCEgqQgkD-TbUvvles7u4_3q3Znw8v5ppFTt29UUfVjoB/s1600-h/School+Bus+2+copy.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236394882102773650" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiUZpMjC2yiEPCBemxdU-aJaE_u_2sYkWTo2PbTTPed_SMcXzg-tgE0uI4LpJjxqAMOO_tjj8PICZW0tXs24QyeyEdgaEqWaCKCEgqQgkD-TbUvvles7u4_3q3Znw8v5ppFTt29UUfVjoB/s400/School+Bus+2+copy.bmp" border="0" /></a> The other offer that sometimes calls to me is the bus ride. But it is so local it might be hard to promote. I do consider it at times though.<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikBuiZt61Ml2IdbaLaHtF44N9_bNwSPIeNCZFptw9ft8rW3hrj1CAxUsnxTbSRRkvqWry13ecrkBv68u46dmMIQ4HatB9ew8qWo873XLLQgtfCH8BBSvQV5U6-42v3qrMl02EAdS8jFVKM/s1600-h/100_0619.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236394384382812690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikBuiZt61Ml2IdbaLaHtF44N9_bNwSPIeNCZFptw9ft8rW3hrj1CAxUsnxTbSRRkvqWry13ecrkBv68u46dmMIQ4HatB9ew8qWo873XLLQgtfCH8BBSvQV5U6-42v3qrMl02EAdS8jFVKM/s400/100_0619.jpg" border="0" /></a> Pamela and I still go out for coffee several times a week, it's our thing. People stare as if they have never seen a man out with a skeleton artwork before. Such blatant prejudice. She has a job here and we have purchased her a new bedroom set.<br /></div><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236394193712333138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisQUMtzrosmdw5l3TD-DnBnx0vPKmqU5o9hGA7tx6eCLtO2_T106izNk7l1nO3tM2o42V4ehOIRNgDIbfDB0BoAobvH575wOwfjtQe452iaAe1e1njBIvvHaGykLSJPJqMv1lyyqX6DIZ-/s400/bed.jpg" border="0" />Yes, she has her own room, I wouldn't want you to think I take this THAT seriously!</div><div></div><div>Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Mizell</span></span></div><div>Houston, TX USA</div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-53604865508930444482008-08-17T00:10:00.009-05:002008-08-17T00:23:27.729-05:00"I Want You... To Make An Offer For Pamela"! Until You Do, Check This One Out.<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicYmha_Ia-xYRu9ZjG7Nf8MPJ2i85UmmgIUnJi66eU0N7O43zVOu3rvqtYAVaH-2a-QAoIi0uUf8OE4e8kruT4NHCmenNmuv_EgPkWCgBLqLaN2HAKQa-Zm1JeFz0ZUMdsVwHkvd2fYMt0/s1600-h/uncle_sam.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235350847671947442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicYmha_Ia-xYRu9ZjG7Nf8MPJ2i85UmmgIUnJi66eU0N7O43zVOu3rvqtYAVaH-2a-QAoIi0uUf8OE4e8kruT4NHCmenNmuv_EgPkWCgBLqLaN2HAKQa-Zm1JeFz0ZUMdsVwHkvd2fYMt0/s400/uncle_sam.gif" border="0" /></a> I Want You To Make An Offer For Pamela</div><br />But until then I had another eclectic collection roll in, the kind that is interesting but probably impossible to trade up for something else. This one included...<br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdKTIaFTR_Pr7qFZa_zmdVdHolDgN5G5y0V5CXSNjzvb63CKmVOJId-x5q_zFqJGD_yWBKZMkhpKRNSa81r1gePUCJF8eawhnJdlc8XKzQALr3FRM8IJqeE-TP0Q9Sk18muYx01wgPF3p7/s1600-h/100_0019.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235350535770626002" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdKTIaFTR_Pr7qFZa_zmdVdHolDgN5G5y0V5CXSNjzvb63CKmVOJId-x5q_zFqJGD_yWBKZMkhpKRNSa81r1gePUCJF8eawhnJdlc8XKzQALr3FRM8IJqeE-TP0Q9Sk18muYx01wgPF3p7/s400/100_0019.jpg" border="0" /></a> English Coins<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpKJx0Odcjc0JTv527KfZC-F0rLUjg3eKBhpyI0Zwwng06n80ZCUmZcwM8gpQW_ScL2H8qE4C-wkz5mT_MQ8GMU-3khojeDz3zCiQjshUJoi1189zitItgKmF4oPvmgdRvCXgiyLBwITXA/s1600-h/100_0023.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235350436316240802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpKJx0Odcjc0JTv527KfZC-F0rLUjg3eKBhpyI0Zwwng06n80ZCUmZcwM8gpQW_ScL2H8qE4C-wkz5mT_MQ8GMU-3khojeDz3zCiQjshUJoi1189zitItgKmF4oPvmgdRvCXgiyLBwITXA/s400/100_0023.jpg" border="0" /></a> An 'M' belt buckle. (For <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Mizell</span>?) Possibly also a 'W' belt buckle.<br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEishc0V8p3AuqTwTqSWxVrpdc5i1bTlHOmduW3mtwFXDJY9g4_9T5kyzFB1Nq9dl5-6z6EehR_TemsYtaOppkZiDsJQ-kYwWDz-PQjmMYSwlvFKGSW4My6rVOBsgA95KQFjXVbZzTWWFcR2/s1600-h/100_0015.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235350226631776018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEishc0V8p3AuqTwTqSWxVrpdc5i1bTlHOmduW3mtwFXDJY9g4_9T5kyzFB1Nq9dl5-6z6EehR_TemsYtaOppkZiDsJQ-kYwWDz-PQjmMYSwlvFKGSW4My6rVOBsgA95KQFjXVbZzTWWFcR2/s400/100_0015.jpg" border="0" /></a> Typewriter <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Carbon</span> Paper. Is This An Antique Yet?<br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifFv6hG7QOo1ahBP4evVjupWnv0iabcef58X6SSx74W4N0xst4KmbQXBDodKy49TJXQI52FbjIs_dNlxodf0GO5L5cCqtBGGhBxTh3qNB4X6ezz0uWlRJoBuT8UblxuUoPipnJg3rcTTHI/s1600-h/100_0013.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235350142184908402" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifFv6hG7QOo1ahBP4evVjupWnv0iabcef58X6SSx74W4N0xst4KmbQXBDodKy49TJXQI52FbjIs_dNlxodf0GO5L5cCqtBGGhBxTh3qNB4X6ezz0uWlRJoBuT8UblxuUoPipnJg3rcTTHI/s400/100_0013.jpg" border="0" /></a> Kinky Friedman 'Politically Correct" Salsa and Dip. Come On Now, Is It Salsa Or Is It Dip?<br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQbyEUAFOsyiEpucPYTQNZkYytSRqVPepdjzFspn6DuBeuisrfheZtCfm9gdj_P2f-73jAzzH8ro01WlXU9N1f5dBN8CcHbZelLF8fKHySOSHyzs2xEG4ZiHGkWWDnGsxejqXUige-IC41/s1600-h/100_0001.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235350055664522946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQbyEUAFOsyiEpucPYTQNZkYytSRqVPepdjzFspn6DuBeuisrfheZtCfm9gdj_P2f-73jAzzH8ro01WlXU9N1f5dBN8CcHbZelLF8fKHySOSHyzs2xEG4ZiHGkWWDnGsxejqXUige-IC41/s400/100_0001.jpg" border="0" /></a> A Miniature Funnel.<br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR6EUgiuuowQFwLPBnZ1eJQ4xbjduq9crZOGlVL50S85tfln0xpH0MnU3QtpZX7wTKC-mZh30BQ1E4u6TAqA5J49vsBF8-9j5MvfzUQ9uoo7XZEdVj0ZCHMIirQ5pV9kGooBDEnHVvgQBV/s1600-h/100_0016.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235349976893813010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR6EUgiuuowQFwLPBnZ1eJQ4xbjduq9crZOGlVL50S85tfln0xpH0MnU3QtpZX7wTKC-mZh30BQ1E4u6TAqA5J49vsBF8-9j5MvfzUQ9uoo7XZEdVj0ZCHMIirQ5pV9kGooBDEnHVvgQBV/s400/100_0016.jpg" border="0" /></a> Chicken Flavored Rice-R-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Roni</span>.</div><div> </div><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235349857852961074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3fUyaVXF6VAeFB6U-G1Z5fncuFOf-sLag-oLEC85TI5SHj-qTxo4eDa953-ln9wqX_zHkp76Qqm3MDSdb9sHIJP-lFHfaGDICSP_8lds3ekYvFt7OzWhpMhqQz8UqtMQC-cVGLthCFJd6/s400/100_0012.jpg" border="0" /></div><div>A Dairy Queen Moo-Moos Cow.</div><div> </div><div align="left">I know, I know it's Rice-A-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Roni</span>, not Rice-R-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Roni</span>, but saying Rice-A-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Roni</span> bugs a friend of mine and I could not resist. </div><div align="left">I cannot accept a collection like this so keep sending offers please.</div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Mizell</span></div><div align="left">Houston, TX USA</div></div></div></div><br /></div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-80967412663590654262008-08-13T22:55:00.004-05:002008-08-14T12:27:30.925-05:00How About A Five Red Dice Game To Challenge Your Memory?<a href="http://fivereddice.com/Game.html"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234217169807960626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEv3uVgeSvm1M_rJjoQKoWXXuFF_jlhl6laDBl3_g9McTe8YBsVve07UTvAiOjYWYyRTpw3rQpEWNQyTCVWdVzvWSHpFCq7f3wVbMyztYSs5rhDa3S5usk-REWmMIh3kRsWEtfl-urk_-s/s400/hangman.jpg" border="0" /></a> That's right, a quick and fun game to challenge your memory! Just <a href="http://fivereddice.com/Game.html"><span style="color:#cc0000;">click here</span> </a>to go the game page and you have three minutes to list as many of the items <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">offered</span> for Pamela as possible. How sharp is that memory? Don't be to down if it's hard to remember, I run the site and had a hard time. I'll let you know my score later, e-mail me yours and I will post your initials and scores if you like!<br /><br />Last night two new countries joined us for the first time- Brazil and Uganda. Uganda is pretty amazing as the continent of Africa is not as wired as the US and Europe. That's a total of 70 countries visiting us! Welcome aboard!<br /><br />Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Mizell</span><br />Houston, TX USAAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-60003183540620345232008-08-10T12:42:00.006-05:002008-08-10T16:09:14.477-05:00Two Interesting Offers Come In Overnight, And The New "All Pamela Offers" Pages Are A Hit<span style="font-family:arial;">Funny how you make one tiny tweak in life and things change. Adding new offers to the website page <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">is</span> so time consuming, if I want it to look right, and the blog is easy but then the past blogs kind of fade away in the archives. <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Yesterday</span> I decided to give each offer for Pamela their own page and provide a quick next button to breeze through them. Instead of breezing bunches of folks spent 20, 30 minutes, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">even</span> an hour checking out 30-40 pages. Not only that but the traffic and the comments I left inspired two new offers overnight. Check out the new <a href="http://fivereddice.com/PamelaOffer1.html"><span style="color:#cc0000;">'All Pamela Offers'</span> </a>pages. Or you can start at the beginning and see <a href="http://fivereddice.com/DiceOffer1.html"><span style="color:#cc0000;">All Five Red Dice Offers</span></a>, and it will take you right through to the offers for Pamela also.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">The first offer was from Charles in Atlanta, Georgia, and it was for his original art work. I love the piece below, so moody and mysterious, it took me a while to see it but I believe the woman is a bird. Excellent work.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvJzU7gk4hnc4OpRROlwdtzIDfBvfvyED-8w_C4a7CQAXpBF1YGNH_42e2fuSLFnotMKOvIJJTsmz9X6rr8CIVJXwM7r881vI_J5AB7Xcr7-ZASW6WU_3dMgSdDN5I-UMBqT_eWqGDJNbZ/s1600-h/postcard.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232946343872158946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvJzU7gk4hnc4OpRROlwdtzIDfBvfvyED-8w_C4a7CQAXpBF1YGNH_42e2fuSLFnotMKOvIJJTsmz9X6rr8CIVJXwM7r881vI_J5AB7Xcr7-ZASW6WU_3dMgSdDN5I-UMBqT_eWqGDJNbZ/s400/postcard.jpg" border="0" /></a> Bird Woman</div><br />Charles is a person full of ideas and cool thoughts, you should check out his blog at <a href="http://www.ideasbychuck.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;">'Ideas By Chuck'. </span></a><br /><p><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="color:#000000;">The second overnight offer is from Joe in Mesa, Arizona and is for a GIANT size chess board with the pieces. The board measures three feet wide and the pieces stand four inches high. Looks like it folds too! </span></p></span><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYse9ucnj0pMlTKo7fgpm7tXjCeUyjkQzF1gSdXSt4q1HhMR2sKK_rCS31nYG0lJn0oasmvwnocSzU_yOGN1jD9uecD9XzQeq0pueghmJY782W0JYdTs3zNKo2G5iy2o0uzAhaP0ZmxTP7/s1600-h/chessboard.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232946216266357618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYse9ucnj0pMlTKo7fgpm7tXjCeUyjkQzF1gSdXSt4q1HhMR2sKK_rCS31nYG0lJn0oasmvwnocSzU_yOGN1jD9uecD9XzQeq0pueghmJY782W0JYdTs3zNKo2G5iy2o0uzAhaP0ZmxTP7/s400/chessboard.jpg" border="0" /></a> GIANT Chess Set</div><br />This offer has me quite intrigued, so much so that all of the Five Red Dice Vice-Presidents and their assistants have been flown to World Headquarters on this fine Sunday afternoon to consider the offer. We are waiting for additional information and photographs for any decisions to be made. Stay tuned for further details.<br /><br />By the way, the 'Who Is Sexier' poll ended with Pamela Skeleton getting 5 votes, Living Pamela edging her out with 6 votes.. Pretty close voting for an inanimate object, wouldn't you say?<br /><br />Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Mizell</span><br />Houston, TX USAAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-72850729620923670212008-08-09T23:25:00.005-05:002008-08-09T23:49:14.165-05:00New Trade Offer And An Easy Place To See Every Offer Made So Far For PamelaFive Red Dice just added some neat pages to the website where you can quickly run through the entire list of offers for Pamela, each with photos and a short comment on the trade offer, the trader, or why it was not accepted. I also changed the way many pages are displayed, going straight to the page rather than opening a new browser window. For those of you wondering what that means exactly, it means you can scoot through the pages of the website at a much faster pace. Visit all the <a href="http://fivereddice.com/PamelaOffer1.html"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Pamela offers here</span></a>!<br /><br />Rachel of Chicago, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Illinois</span> sent in an interesting offer of some original art in trade for Pamela. I love seeing new art, and appreciate the creative efforts, but it would be unlikely I would trade Pamela for another piece of art.<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232740935261458642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 247px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 286px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="293" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfKH8ww6kjm9NTVgoj94Uzu3bEGVQ8eKy5AqqfdGjkloiyHxfWQO0WuGy8CDQ2M7rr3009ODL0EzDsIwUbdpxWtTrBP9YdOV0Y5GVitfOVB5Nnc-2G4nfrCdxQVJpDXLd-HihGcOqH9KTe/s400/RachelBluebird.jpg" width="129" border="0" /><br /><div align="center">Bluebird</div><br />It's not that I would not consider it, all offers are considered. It's just that while the Five Red Dice project is part sociology experiment and part artistic endeavor, I want to move into some other venue, some different and new world of trades and offers when I pass Pamela along.<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232741195458240162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 254px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 172px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="74" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOs6DSMjVjiOmJ7J7bhQmgbyZFcu05Enzy4EeYPlFJiSqNkKuDI6h2KYGYRtdkTDBPkbOyxAMlUO_8uocjnpJm2KA_J0vBUcY8PmpQwiBqKTTj4UnR04ATk0R4-_XCfQKgw66kCz_Ov4oq/s400/RachelNude.jpg" width="116" border="0" /><br /><div align="center">Nude</div><br />So by all means offer art, it is interesting to consider, and who knows? But again, unless the name Warhol is perhaps on the art it is unlikely. And if Jimmie Warhol in Topeka or Hilda Warhol in Miami are reading this, NO, I mean the real Warhol!<br /><br />Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Mizell</span><br />Houston, TX USAAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-2336953871417371782008-08-07T23:29:00.008-05:002008-08-07T23:40:10.258-05:00Steven Spielberg, Dave Letterman, Stephen King, George W. Bush, And Jay Leno. What Do They Have In Common?<div align="center"><a href="http://s289.photobucket.com/albums/ll228/FiveRedDice/?action=view&current=babab160.pbw"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231999726496792898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSq1Au47vq5-RyYmTGWLkxtYcYqbLgXd8HicBacWDEMK5nhO3AK8wfxvd3eu5WQlK8PlbHZ3aCI8Vqpatzg2_VpaUyRBmj95H0IQ-tPkX5RUgxmtt4tm20CtS58AjNf4ELYIaox9OrEsn8/s400/Tubes2.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#cc0000;"> </span><a href="http://s289.photobucket.com/albums/ll228/FiveRedDice/?action=view&current=babab160.pbw"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Five Red Dice Tube Mail Project</span></a></div><br /><div align="left">The one thing they and many others have in common is they are the lucky recipients of Five Red Dice special mailings! Sure it looks like a toilet paper tube but let's consider them small works of art, each individually crafted and mailed with loving care via the United States Post Office. Most celebrities and media outlets get tons of promotional mail, I figured ours might as well stand out a bit. Sure they may think I am an ass, but at least they will think of me. I'm sure somewhere somebody threw out something seemingly odd created by Picasso, Warhol, Haring, whoever. Sure, I'm no Warhol, but remember, neither was Warhol at one time!</div><br /><div align="left">Click on the link or photo above to be taken to the slide show and see exactly who is getting the first round of Five Red Dice Tube Mailers!</div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">Check out the poll in the right sidebar- Pamela Skeleton and Real Pamela are running neck in neck all day in the 'Who Is Sexier' poll! Make your vote count, vote now!</div><br /><div align="left">And make a trade offer!</div><br /><div align="left">Alan Mizell</div><div align="left">Houston, TX USA </div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-91958904923361695982008-08-06T19:38:00.017-05:002008-08-06T22:07:32.673-05:00Rachel Of Mulvane, Kansas Wins The Free Five Red Dice T-Shirt!And in the FREE Five Red Dice T-Shirt Contest the winner is....<br /><br /><div align="center"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxnBD9cCtc0oXaLM6yf_Jbzs_FGDgEgNYV8eB-d07Xx_-BoP5cLx-c42MLrpWUZLHh68cT4fuhj7gcvB8aKsg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><div align="center"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">I realize that Stephen Spielberg is not to worry over losing a project to me. Next time I do this I think I might just consider, oh, maybe... lighting!<br /></div><p align="center"><br /></p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231569892699274594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivMiiEd_jQ6wUDxUfBieKyMO2cI2UwO1AFehjy5zEPdUBMJUKTsQbQhnSeOA3xB-EIEKS6x-kWUL5hk37wW1GABGrk_V14oCIV8zCZkeb0I0y9KZs17i_-sNHiCzZTMKYxWQuTXk8LjPiM/s400/CafePressTShirt.jpg" border="0" /> Rachel of Mulvane, Kansas! Congratulations Rachel, and I am sure you understand the unwritten understanding that you wear the t-shirt 24/7 until it falls apart, and tell everyone you see about this crazy little adventure! By the way, it must get pretty dull in a small Kansas town, as Rachel has taken to hanging around with a Bart Simpson doll- who would ever be that silly?<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231569747865052738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghDd8XO9jVffe0agY5QZnAVwBESYuIgQfYfTaOzYghwM74CVfF8UMy2EVDZifz82rQua0O-lJmismLdtFdrJbVjjPoEs3YEHTVMkzcEWQGhk8aZdTaZEsv4Z6AiX29nICO8VyveMOPwO6F/s400/RachelAndBart.jpg" border="0" /><br />Oh, never mind! This from a guy who takes a Pamela Anderson Skeleton Artwork to a pool party and a Starbucks date.<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231569570767313586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCCIeTzIY3A0n5xdn79bFYGxTYTFo5RXG0yf5ok_IEQzJeNGnM5yrYwu83f5rW1NB9gapNlH4EsBPKMFZGddmchBdlDK0so5UxPjoM5TJCiPseSt-jauCjDWi12LYzpSG_PIEZXqrwo13_/s400/AlanBart.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Can't wait to see how the Five Red Dice T-Shirt brightens the streets of Mulvane, Kansas, and I really hope Rachel shares some photos with the rest of us.<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231569470401658962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5LNxaVEm5Xg4k7Cb7muGKUP3kr9NC3W2kxWNhITTaQK1xh2-StsDaJhxYpHWEdx_RfEg699WLuUEl7xgUZv7PH8wDy0fKia4XbCluP4jlnxUOCsubTx0QDEJNZvVzFcMlxs7k1o1q5pZL/s400/MulvaneKansas.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div><div>Thanks to everybody and we are well on the way to a second drawing for another t-shirt, so hang in there. And don't forget the main focus, I am still waiting for the 'right' trade and person to move my adventure to the next level, so please halp spread the word.</div><br /><div></div><div>If you don't remember Rachel and her offer to trade some white Tony Llama cowboy boots, then <a href="http://s289.photobucket.com/albums/ll228/FiveRedDice/Rachel%20from%20Kansas/?action=view&current=4b2409f5.pbw"><span style="color:#cc0000;">click here</span></a>. </div><div></div><div></div><div> </div><div>Please do not forget to vote in the 'Who Is Sexier" poll in the right sidebar near the top.</div><br /><div>Alan Mizell</div><div>Houston, TX USA </div></div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-77052232857597069752008-08-05T13:07:00.018-05:002008-08-05T13:51:31.665-05:00Pamela Anderson Skeleton, Would I Trade For A Canoe, A Honda Generator, Great White Shark Jaws, A Go-Cart, Or A Hummer Limo Ride? Definitely Maybe!<div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;">So here I sit, sent home early from work due to Tropical Storm Eduardo and his water- Thanks Eddy! Thought I might <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">pass</span> along some thoughts on the trading process and my mindset as friends sometimes point out that my mind operates a little outside the norm. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Pamela is so very ready to move on from me and my slovenly, bachelor ways, but as of yet no particular trade has made me say yes, which is OK, because I am <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">having</span> loads of fun and meeting lots of neat people.</span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9w_FYLM9oGRByEhEagu2z8BnxNyeK6MAfNafFPmuHnVE9ZaFmF1dkAwDXEgnzUkxooSbyl4uMVwJLPbC5tQ-ciijxPJ01y2oUL4fEyxZiNZ7bUS9kwNpqQi-lEckCFqyNe-FNkPfby6T_/s1600-h/Braceland+Pamela+Anderson.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231099466674308658" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9w_FYLM9oGRByEhEagu2z8BnxNyeK6MAfNafFPmuHnVE9ZaFmF1dkAwDXEgnzUkxooSbyl4uMVwJLPbC5tQ-ciijxPJ01y2oUL4fEyxZiNZ7bUS9kwNpqQi-lEckCFqyNe-FNkPfby6T_/s400/Braceland+Pamela+Anderson.jpg" border="0" /></a> Pamela Anderson As Skeleton by <a href="http://www.k-jostudio.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Kathy Jo <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Braceland</span></span></a> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">I do know from the many trades that have come in that it will probably be a single item, not a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">collection</span> of varied items that catch my eye. Also, it doesn't really have to be an "item", I have been and still am tempted by the offer of a bus ride n Houston, Texas for 30 people to any Houston area location. That might trade well, so be creative with your trade offers, who knows what might win the Pamela- not I at this moment.</div><div align="center"><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Also</span>, while it is not about money, and vague cash offers come in quite a bit, it is about hoping to 'trade-up' so it is unlikely I will trade for a ten dollar doll or something not very likely to move the project upward. It would be an insult to Pamela and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Kathy</span> to do so!<br /></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs6O6SkTeF_1m_GOZ8e1zZZYIgibZ8nNr-PrkRtub98p7SRSTRXHOxnWOsWWVIEATNzSYH8xFLbGkgipBmNfYB8GzktMU5GFbSH6YCer-TctIXsnv0mUksPMCOleOLJj9BCEtANVlxVVnK/s1600-h/School+Bus+2+copy.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231098989492147906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs6O6SkTeF_1m_GOZ8e1zZZYIgibZ8nNr-PrkRtub98p7SRSTRXHOxnWOsWWVIEATNzSYH8xFLbGkgipBmNfYB8GzktMU5GFbSH6YCer-TctIXsnv0mUksPMCOleOLJj9BCEtANVlxVVnK/s400/School+Bus+2+copy.bmp" border="0" /></a> Bus Rice To Anywhere Or Nowhere</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">I was also tempted to just a bit for the old Playboy magazine, but probably want to keep it more family oriented, though it was a local offer and I saw the magazine. There is more skin in a modern People magazine!<br /></div><div align="center"> </div><p align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231098167440194322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj82sDKmF8n-vfhOlDC54qaw9tYMn1Y-Wv1_BxPWR9CzTyZIvq6YWfMh_aXubTeMHIlYoPARyZ4d7yO8xy_eayL2wgXmG-1BZEZizK08gblYuChyphenhyphenihu4WqFwiYRaULKntdXNWMfXmjrUQ1_/s400/playboy2.jpg" border="0" /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Sophia</span> Loren, 1960's Angelina Jolie?</p><p align="center">I would also hope that the person that I trade with be 'into it', it is really about people and communication. There was a vibe from Kathy from the first e-mail, and a great sense of humor and ironic fun, so even if her offer wasn't as cool as ever, I would have been intrigued by her.</p><p align="center">One recent intriguing offer was the "Mystery Bag" with 'Killer' on the bag. She offered it from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Eastpointe</span>, Michigan, and hinted it might be for me or Trixi, my dog. (See profile for Trixi) She said it had to be the best possible trade I could ever make! Wow, it's filled to the brim with thousand dollar bills?!?! And she also promised additional daily hints as to the contents, then disappeared on vacation. I will soon begin to e-mail her for more info and keep you informed!<br /></p><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231098043275605698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyc60ukVhUH92jJHB8-ovvW-RFlUhuHyjwKFWDXpilusG-ADJT4MKIFavlh-TFFJFF9P76TRbA1VOmY5jEa8ssVSrG-hI48w1O7AgUIA2H-QKiu3KTO6QFHBQUbc3NzeS_K4sG5oY37_Fn/s400/Mystery+Bag.jpg" border="0" />Killer And Mystery Bag</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">So, what would Alan trade for? People ask. I don't really know but if any of these awesome things came in over the e-mail I would be interested and would probably trade.<br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231097808714997858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSq5lGfzguc0mVJmQ74-vFRX79I8wMheOl72Wfw3VHCkt03UcAmIz7VVuxPbIouB-dLa3X8ImI2fC_PjujN3Jenbj4KzQQcp_exC99CIeaK_vkzbAzsjHkfKmIMBKZrznkSpbp-KnDkQ00/s400/canoe.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center">A Canoe<br /><br /></p><div align="center"> <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231097696852975634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy2XlhuXCsSysl7rFdhmGzd6BC6ZkzqU9B8xnUYf9tOBPZ4iOYpYCXfwK1f12fHdTmQHlq-UOqTUhqWeMJTiDQiJl-MuZZitaYqJGcneHfEN2bS0C04uHlMyWR6-JzuoX6FR1u-m2N3Lcx/s400/HotAirBalloon.jpg" border="0" />A Ride In A Hot Air Balloon</div><br />I know there are a lot of balloonists with small companies out there. I just t<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">hink</span> this might be cool, I don't know, and it probably would trade up nicely. What do you all think?<br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231097585397728354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPuEQfkQ-sZ4yKjaCGRD5iCvLWriZTMgWeh7IGgOzjb1t1_KAfRmooyYOjdRAXIz8jlzBXzWFeQjlM7HhnV3HcEJFzwVCZfA-QOI4XQKKcWzxUpgEt_UNSEyHvaBvzShg2seyzxjzL_FB_/s400/Generator.jpg" border="0" />A Honda Generator</div><br />Mechanical things should be working as my mechanical skills- zero- are only matched by my collection of tools- zero!<br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231097467472565554" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2ryyHf7cEJmSFyLJuf6ROAlTatDbz9jjz-YK5HWTA9PWRK5SF-xpPiJR6ZmY5OefQpprzXF010i6LFt70DVDsP3IVEFOKwHnFLytZCNNEAqUhwNsbCDxsgIc1AdJZkbX_bC5vgtjpPeqe/s400/Bicycle.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center">A Bicycle Built For Two<br /></p><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231097276023823410" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwQQZ_2KpI3Ce4ThkGiDNAS8q-NgjEYVKfsmcsdqqSnGbNTaSIl5kQIj4EDprz5TLr_XbYi_tG4ItDmjO2FgFzsJxNABP01H6iIp2Se27ixZ9mjidWfQ7QkUGQYGZ32kdtbGz8VMv8-xoG/s400/GreatWhite.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center">A Giant Set Of Great White Shark Jaws</p><br />My Daughter has, let us say, a 'slight' fear of sharks. Evil Dad thinks this might make a most unique headboard on her bed! Just kidding. No really.<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231097152027142722" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1cMXYIxUBJprWq2_3dB6_0a-Wuf0XrE2dp-nsHV0PeG1wfVWoKYeV34HNX7gSLUYftQ882LVZMy2tpqm24fmmRG6obKQZGBoDVxXB5xUWCP5KVZVPa0IFxANMtKfg4aa__tStoXCbH-d9/s400/Go_cart.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center">A Go-Cart (Mechanical Abilities, Don't Forget!)<br /></p><br /><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231097036807347458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdIya07QEUHlO5quGBexgGeeyvAp4P2Ql1veYSPZJ31b1-X7eZpYjVyPP7U0sIA4eF-sc-uxd-3smt4TpzGbjB5XEhxK9A42_ltb-0e3fTwDdMGNehU_IdIdS53gdxHPgRZ8S-iU4uafvm/s400/crow.bmp" border="0" />A Stuffed Black Crow</div><br />Don't ask, I just think they are cool, even if you think I am creepy or something. A raven would be nice too, just none of those two-tome pied crows please!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231096953605916994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvrXDnqOEhiJhwu3ADqkbv6xxhqhFRtf-qeEW1wjamPrf2Gyrjc7Qa3_mVnWqeepYTzgLPqvK7UV4t4kqTtiLhD8BhslyUtb_mR2T6M-cieVb_HpkWTvf1wEIlaFlXfIt_AuerSzCpKZmM/s400/hummer.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center">Time In A Hummer Limo</p><br />I see these around a lot and I am sure some owner would like <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Pamela</span> and the publicity being on the blog would bring.<br /><br />Well, if you stuck with me all through the photos, thanks, and don't forget, tomorrow night I will run the drawing for the FREE Five Red Dice T-Shirt Contest Winner. Good luck and see you then!<br /><br />Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Mizell</span><br />Houston, TX USAAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-60946920624084706502008-08-03T19:35:00.006-05:002008-08-03T19:46:02.899-05:00We've Reached 100 Members! FREE Five Red Dice T-Shirt Drawing Wednesday Night August 6, 2008!We have reached 100 members on the official Five Red Dice World Headquarters E-mail List, and are preparing for the first drawing for the FREE Five Red Dice T-Shirt! The drawing shall be held Wednesday evening with the results broadcast live on FRD-TV meaning on this blog!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiTEqFTed9NOpasIIg5eCSSqS8NRjJvFlwWL0aLI9ePLyp476LjX3R7yTi_kBN_BF6HmTB0Q5t74ltxOra5UfwSEoVyBdRDoBdJIaSxC65gavJr0Szs5SazMTfAhIphwlq0mpTH7tjw39a/s1600-h/CafePressTShirt.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230455761968600962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiTEqFTed9NOpasIIg5eCSSqS8NRjJvFlwWL0aLI9ePLyp476LjX3R7yTi_kBN_BF6HmTB0Q5t74ltxOra5UfwSEoVyBdRDoBdJIaSxC65gavJr0Szs5SazMTfAhIphwlq0mpTH7tjw39a/s400/CafePressTShirt.jpg" border="0" /></a>The results should be posted at aprroximately 9 P.M. Central Time, so check it out that night.<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_aUDOxiHHOHvuxij55RYjw_rWQp8pPRJHgKqNiPqoT6H4AwpfCSNtkTfm0eb45lPOcw6NlljyKgPMPzlza1CMG_jGErjKaMZCUWO3SkNTuLn4V8y3YogWib5-rWCx85Z7IlWl1dxbb_cM/s1600-h/raffle.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230455554939140754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_aUDOxiHHOHvuxij55RYjw_rWQp8pPRJHgKqNiPqoT6H4AwpfCSNtkTfm0eb45lPOcw6NlljyKgPMPzlza1CMG_jGErjKaMZCUWO3SkNTuLn4V8y3YogWib5-rWCx85Z7IlWl1dxbb_cM/s400/raffle.jpg" border="0" /></a> Also we received an offer this afternoon of a 'Baby Steps' Infant Walker. Cute, but, um, let me just think about that one...<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuyqgkQHUxS5vSN3cC0nRmnuEOzB1T8aCCquqxMorgcxazBfyf8dOob_TguaF_G7sqKpscHlG6GxHSkKHN1DkXutJsd3gSwY9KGUIg7mhrdayusvhyphenhyphenMJO1qpu0IPKJtWcK4c_5nwcpU0kB/s1600-h/walker.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230455443657163538" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuyqgkQHUxS5vSN3cC0nRmnuEOzB1T8aCCquqxMorgcxazBfyf8dOob_TguaF_G7sqKpscHlG6GxHSkKHN1DkXutJsd3gSwY9KGUIg7mhrdayusvhyphenhyphenMJO1qpu0IPKJtWcK4c_5nwcpU0kB/s400/walker.jpg" border="0" /></a> The poll finished and 69% of you agree with my initial thought, that I should wait until I feel a trade is 'right', rather than sticking to some false schedule or taking a trade I am unsure of.</div><div> </div><div>Thanks for all the help and spreading the word, and good luck in the drawing. Let's head for 200 now!</div><div> </div><div>Alan Mizell</div><div>Houston, Texas USA</div></div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-42665629938588602632008-08-03T08:57:00.013-05:002008-08-03T09:44:48.534-05:00Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Ben And Jerry, Napoleon Dynamite, Money And The Maldives. And More!<div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">Yes folks, Pamela is still with me, happy and 'hanging' out at my place. What have I got that Tommy Lee don't? Of course I am still looking for the 'right' offer, many have come in but so far I have not been tempted quite enough, although two or three have caused me to revisit and think...</span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvxGIxQYvYrf9aczhaQRdDi_tcOAm_6i25L9vcmZGYQAmRs5irjBEuwxvBhyphenhyphengI1suYLS6qoqeKw_eCOYRg0YCkezZcF2mIZYyA2MrAfyycrdahMaJIgU6ro9y1x4eKn8Ng_ad2FgYjTDKf/s1600-h/PamelaHere.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230292564826408082" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvxGIxQYvYrf9aczhaQRdDi_tcOAm_6i25L9vcmZGYQAmRs5irjBEuwxvBhyphenhyphengI1suYLS6qoqeKw_eCOYRg0YCkezZcF2mIZYyA2MrAfyycrdahMaJIgU6ro9y1x4eKn8Ng_ad2FgYjTDKf/s400/PamelaHere.jpg" border="0" /></a> "Pamela As Skeleton"</div><div align="center"></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">The poll off to the right only has a few hours left so cast your vote, but 60-70% of you agree with me that I should wait until the offer seems just right. This means something that would trade up again and sending Pamela to someone who appreciates her as a work of art.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Don't forget, you can still get Five Red Dice limited edition art prints, each one signed and numbered. I have sent out a bunch, and their is a second edition on the way, even nicer looking, but they won't be released <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">until</span> these are gone.<br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmIO-gR_Y9gIDyKKMBaIQ1nmRXWdH_eTkIhJvExLRe6n-TMOufvlyCfX9U6FdYvwOisLKvSmjd2hqliq8oXah8XiFipd-YEzXcoRvbp-td8RYLC2X41TmcI2WZ1WfhwUprdQawB2bQZi7O/s1600-h/100_0575.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230292350646191090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmIO-gR_Y9gIDyKKMBaIQ1nmRXWdH_eTkIhJvExLRe6n-TMOufvlyCfX9U6FdYvwOisLKvSmjd2hqliq8oXah8XiFipd-YEzXcoRvbp-td8RYLC2X41TmcI2WZ1WfhwUprdQawB2bQZi7O/s400/100_0575.jpg" border="0" /></a> Five Red Dice Limited Edition Prints</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">Just send a SASE envelope to...</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Five Red Dice World Headquarters!</div><div align="center">8311 FM 1960 Road East #806</div><div align="center">Humble, TX 77346<br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">Traffic has been up but offers down, it's weird that way. Next week hardly anybody will visit and a few cool things will roll in the door.</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://fivereddice.com/WhoInTheWorld.html"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230292134729402546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfAysq_va4dmJ4ld4eXgtHZMuRCqDVD8b-6Zz93ztTfT1zAiVG5q7NG0Vc6b1rtNEL9ps58MNJYsyq5hVSxAOf061w6rnbI1goYgsU4Zxgmbpy703JheKgen5Ad2557AkfyJMt-kc02acO/s400/EarthCube.jpg" border="0" /></a> It's A Five Red Dice Cube Shaped World</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">We have had over 3,000 visitors to Five Red Dice, and even cooler they come from 68 different countries, the latest including Croatia, Latvia, Indonesia, Malaysia, and South Korea. Of course as usual Vermont is the only US state still missing. Do they have a block on the reporting? Does anybody visiting have a family member in Vermont? Maybe we should send someone to check on them, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">they</span> may have "fallen and can't get up". If you want to check the stats they are updated daily on the <a href="http://fivereddice.com/WhoInTheWorld.html"><span style="color:#cc0000;">'Who In The World'</span> </a>page.<br /><br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230292025751889330" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEKowUCzh1oeTJc3xW_Vo0gFz4v7MEfMYj0USCOiZeEW6awG_-AaaUqgktMCMFQfuAJSSLCIIWfO03g80MGHdtc08B5UAZKxwVdJOaxIb16wwL2Nl96Dw2V-XivFg5mAM0b0x1O384xGg1/s400/BenAndJerry.bmp" border="0" /> <p align="center">Ben And Jerry</p><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Or is it that Ben and Jerry have them all making ice <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">cream</span> 24/7/365? Ben, Jerry, give your peeps a break dudes, get back to that hippie ethic and relax. It's not like us Texans are going to give up <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Bluebell</span> Ice Cream anyway!<br /></div><div align="center"><br /><br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230291905838266514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxmO3tlpZJUNLa9gCunbaum5Vtp02YFwnVu_xKKisOqsWqzBvczpxykzgLDNdvOaWTiAGs9khw_iVmAjn1ynjcqaBZxK-M2TIUmAI_NYG6W5VaKFO1xztfq240o5BW0aY9-aM7f1v-JG1M/s400/dollpedro2.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center">Napoleon</p><br />A new offer rolled in for a doll of Napoleon Dynamite, and he talks in that roundabout, weird way. Now seriously though, as a red-blooded American male, I will watch, laugh at, maybe hang with Napoleon, but give up Pamela Anderson for Napoleon? Way too much underlying psychology there to even consider it! Of course the mail also bought the standard issue offer of CASH, always an unspecified amount, often from an anonymous source. Hard to plan a trip to the Maldives on that phantom cash.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230291739286284770" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdg6KdxghoZTDFcEvbzPwFBwa7j1dHGSzDHWUETff6bkpV8sqM8aLhghm7QjMRyykJMt-OYXli9Hj0uHcsUURH710SckDBpPc1HYIYLJyp6rG-80i2LjXGIL7UBTIoH9GHJ-5dxaTkZmcw/s400/cashbag.jpg" border="0" /><br />Excellent news, we are nearing the First Official Drawing for the Five Red Dice FREE T-Shirt Giveaway Contest! Every 100 people that join the e-mail list, I will draw a name from the pool and that person wins a T-Shirt! Better still, if you are on the mailing list you will be in every drawing. Kind of funny, as the pool increases your chance is smaller, but since you receive more chances you have more chance of winning.?!?<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230290998913802962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0FpNpQIiMkRBkBY68PHq62_PqqwGHiyhvBaxrt17FKyTFUhzWZ617fEaxP9KdsyQbSQ26UeWivetYTGtUnzMsJlRD-0GJKAambbQlJp0Kikvl-FuK4xNbkfxvSE2PEIePsXJrY_0euTY9/s400/CafePressTShirt.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center">FREE Five Red Dice T-Shirt Contest</p><br />We are at number 98 this morning, so we are only 2 <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Dicers</span> away from doing the first drawing!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230290789553427010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhD4O8i_DTpv9F_Zzvay8YWB7OMdGvS09zU8BE3T5ZLIKxc1ZzI3Bqo1EMya7CKwVnDBNrCX-x9Oru6omUMzcZ0oPFIohGggP26CC10zgYjuS2flUnfZLTUwGTomYvrQ2e0is4A7pilgjjq/s400/questionmark.png" border="0" />The question mark above represents the puzzle I will reveal of what I am mailing to media to at least make sure they see the Five Red Dice name. It's amazing what kind of promotional items come into a media <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">mail room</span>, and it's hard not to be lost in the clutter. I figure if I mail a letter or postcard I am dead in the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">water</span>, so i will be mailing, um, more unique items! If you have any suggestions on media that might be interested in this offbeat story or things that might stand out in the mailbag, please offer your suggestions!<br /><br />Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Mizell</span><br />Houston, TX USAAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-22336422520502385202008-08-01T18:48:00.006-05:002008-08-01T19:21:31.152-05:00Five Red Dice Friend Carolyn Adams Invites Us All To Museum Of Printing History, Houston, Texas, And Another Ugly E-Mail For Laughs<span style="font-family:arial;">Carolyn Adams, one of our friends here at Five Red Dice, has entered some work in an exhibit at The Museum of Printing History in Houston, TX. She would not be sure if it were actually in the show until last night, so I am still waiting to see. Looks like this and the other exhibits are quite interesting, and the self-guided tours Tuesday thru Saturday are FREE! Carolyn's exhibit is entitled 'Unabridged Editions' so go check it out.</span><br /><br /><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229704795989989970" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSuuimsTa4gO_PsoyTORZVVg1rJi6j7KKpxDa-7e0mgxMj7ty7wC1EA7n6-VXtGcawWr52RnI3m6FsdOn6KcBKxiwIOmtZ3GFxhziRMdXxODWh2eEXuI0sBebhAlSYULKILFAdTHzL56-0/s400/PrintMuseum.jpg" border="0" /></p><p align="center">'Unabridged Editions'<br /></p><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEVBHCxqMwN37kktsy0BToraUFjBXVLV6Ectt2NF_5-1AUJVzFKVLqFUn_BLNTKiYA0o22c5rVKNnzleg91t9rbAVND5uwIRkq9eLhc6jCrX6fFq8lAchOrLjj0waHNnYIl1nFrJl9QAwC/s1600-h/PrintLogo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229704677025769074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEVBHCxqMwN37kktsy0BToraUFjBXVLV6Ectt2NF_5-1AUJVzFKVLqFUn_BLNTKiYA0o22c5rVKNnzleg91t9rbAVND5uwIRkq9eLhc6jCrX6fFq8lAchOrLjj0waHNnYIl1nFrJl9QAwC/s400/PrintLogo.jpg" border="0" /></a> Love the logo and motto for the museum above, very nicely done, but would we expect less from a museum of printing?<br /><br /><br />In the amusing and possibly unbalanced section I offer this amusing series of e-mails for your enjoyment...<br /><br /><br />From Steve...<span style="color:#cc0000;">"ill give u a lifesize cardboard cut out of beatle juice (the drunk black midget from howard stern, not micheal keaton)"<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;"><br /></span><span style="color:#cc0000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229704537490804050" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuWykKL2kOPtq5ckc6djayDd7dvIkjQDG3k0TtpFcCtDMtD1LUzV-R6pYIvpPWcyVjWSMzvEo16q8n8lxsJ5Cg6MJGYMe29tC9iwkybKAKm4mX5qsaM8teQ44ZdNNWARp_2o7xqlK-Jxqu/s400/beetlejuice.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="left"></span></p><center>"Beetlejuice" </center><center></center><div align="left"><br /><br />My reply... <span style="color:#cc0000;">"I got all excited about BeetleJuice, being the President of the local chapter of the Michael Keaton Fan Club, International. Imagine my disappointment when it was some other BeetleJuice. Do you have a photo of it?" </span><br /></div><center><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="color:#000000;">Steve's next well thought out reply... </span></span><span style="color:#cc0000;">"whats ur deal dude. this is super gay. stop emailing me. no one cares"</span></center><div align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="color:#000000;">My hopefully witty but possibly stupid reply...</span> "my deal is i thought since you 'super gay' steve e-mailed me with a 'super gay' alcoholic black man cardboard cut-out offer, which was 'super gay', you would want 'super gay' updates. but apparently you are a failure at being 'super gay' and are only regular size gay, so i will remove you from the super gay mailing list and return you to the regular world of normal gay.<br />I will also resume normal punctuation and capitalization now."<br />Cheerio,<br />Alan Mizell</span></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#000000;"></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="color:#000000;">OK, lots of visitors, a few e-mails, but not many offers this week. A slow week leaves me time to get bored. What can I say?</span></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">Alan Mizell</div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-72688724580848200692008-07-30T18:48:00.010-05:002008-07-30T19:13:17.186-05:00'Pamela' Deserves To Hang In A Museum, Or- Another Hair-Brained Scheme From Five World Dice Headquarters<span style="font-family:georgia;">Yes, I have decided that before Pamela leaves Houston and myself forever she should have the opportunity to be represented among the collection of a major Houston art museum, my <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">first</span> choice of course being the Museum of Fine Arts Houston. In my quest to make that happen I have began a letter writing campaign to not just the Fine Arts Museum, but nine different museums in the Houston area.</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://fivereddice.com/MuseumPamela.html"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228959733630478434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiw_dU8G_BsZsSzZCiWT0mnp7rtZsB922LpMp8Z5W2kfE5Orv2hSVc6dW5BBii0Jst_i-NMABo1XvyGJRSaocHtYUncbGXPy3qsuk5i5nv4S9xkX9PNhvdRe3Kl-CzNTNxwHKRSUzKO2zvD/s400/100_0794.jpg" border="0" /></a> Ah, For A Moment There You Thought I Was Kidding, Didn't You<br /><div align="left"></div><div align="left">I have all the information listed on the <a href="http://fivereddice.com/MuseumPamela.html"><span style="color:#cc0000;">website</span></a>- a copy of the first letter to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">MFAH</span>, and the names of the other eight institutions, along with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">MFAH</span> addresses and e-mail addresses for those of you who would like to join in the effort to offer all of Houston the chance to enjoy this unique work of art. </div><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://fivereddice.com/MuseumPamela.html"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228959490111810914" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimlstGpGm2E9H80Tf7AimZSUGPCU-4-pEdLpr0gZIeqc0K0R_KQaXANL1OZRAE_xFuo_B6ZiAxi2WnQwB1rWalfIX00cQY9dixrY8Bo7LLT-IzTdeBFhWzRUYia8aTpAWw7BxvUGKHmLTE/s400/MuseumLetter.jpg" border="0" /></a> The Letter That Started A Movement</div><br /><div align="left">So do I really think they might display my lovely Pamela? I get the impression that a lot of the museums are a bit staid, even <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">bureaucratic</span>, like a government, and of course artists always have more opportunity if they are male and dead, but we'll let Kathy slide on these two points. But who knows, some forward thinking curator at a more cutting edge venue may get wind of the Five Red Dice Project and invite us in.<br /><br /></div><a href="http://fivereddice.com/MuseumPamela.html"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228959355175463698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd2fU1dqwh97zUOrbmdhwC0sxHO-szW0jTcHCGCIAjAu21VyOxenJjQuUcHVftQx6k5q6NzDzOpTdIq4VZMtklHf0VSxose09m8R8WeWhmXHz-_QzC-6oV20ikKSS9O669w-1DkThJL229/s400/hmfa.jpg" border="0" /></a> Museum Of Fine Arts Houston<br />1001 <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Bissonnet</span><br />Houston, TX 77005<br />713-639-7300<br /><a href="mailto:visitorservices@mfah.org">visitorservices@mfah.org</a><br /><br /><div align="left">So it might be funny if letters and phone calls came in insisting that there was to be an exhibition of Kathy Jo <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Braceland's</span> 'Pamela', and when was it scheduled and how much are tickets? Go for it, world!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">A few more interesting offers came in including a collection of chemistry glassware from some science experiment that just <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">didn't</span> work out. Still waiting on the actual photo of this and...</div><br /><div align="left"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228959123347539202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqO1dbg12CSXGPmhTkDIOGI1y1DZYWm2nzw-5CIMZ8WeYOAjNMseNz_gZ1tBrdDVbAIbp8QtRyuEvPQAGlK5Vc6qPVtm32A6lkjBKrXwYhv5eiG5kQAxZuShk_uO4s_t62SBgOwC-yWyLk/s400/glassware.jpg" border="0" />A strange sculpture of a bell pepper turning into a chili pepper. When I said well, let me think on that one I was offered....<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228958909778295490" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 185px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 175px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="199" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje1ow03r4VAW95YbWZiK7zqP34GUUGkhnR-rCO9qdx4yMfc3PVDwocryKuQ5hm31jKsM2rUU9WBc7FXv9guSKEGhGfQA7SD0HHWlkvZ8DabyKyKohf-yYGKyvuA_2VzViYJPwQXSG7xW9i/s400/pepper.jpg" width="241" border="0" />A dozen rolls of toilet paper. This mind reader instinctively knew the house was devoid of this product, sensed the angry urgency of the teenager in the house! But no, fear not Five Red <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Dicers</span>, I <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">held</span> steady under the pressure and will not trade Pamela for toilet paper, no matter the amount. It's the principle!<br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228958778006630738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxv_IE7qoSqa2hlm9-1rrcJcOrja0sYLHsvphfqeP8VuSYPGJRZm2wBNis9PMd30v95b9f31-IFMuYubuM0uOj5S7to6Q25oTBesxPyJdQMWOtwD6GQK2TD45_HkjQJT-oVFFJLzEl3uHY/s400/toiletpaper.jpg" border="0" />Please do not fail to cast your vote in the poll on the right sidebar, only a few days left!<br /><br />Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Mizell</span><br />Houston, TX USA </div></div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-75620579137843704172008-07-28T21:23:00.013-05:002008-07-30T12:46:54.530-05:00My Night In The Nudist Colony!The e-mail bag <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">brimmeth</span> over with unique and interesting offers today, the first of which comes from Denise of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Eastpointe</span>, Michigan. Sounds like a fancy place, they spent <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">extra</span> for the silent 'E' at the end of the town's name. Denise surely is a master of presentation and sent the tantalizing photo below.<br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzn66Ao2e5-ACMft26rqE9LOXqg_jaYePWrQ6kGRUj6yziCavIU2cHZj43NyghkG5eOjUlx9GMoqeMoGxF_0K2qjmX0WcDkNIdiaLj0aaI_geSLofHt5tjkGAXcFXWuXbF8_phHZ3VCpfT/s1600-h/Mystery+Bag.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228257811401059458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzn66Ao2e5-ACMft26rqE9LOXqg_jaYePWrQ6kGRUj6yziCavIU2cHZj43NyghkG5eOjUlx9GMoqeMoGxF_0K2qjmX0WcDkNIdiaLj0aaI_geSLofHt5tjkGAXcFXWuXbF8_phHZ3VCpfT/s400/Mystery+Bag.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> Killer</span></div><br />Denise teased that she came up with the trades with the help of her dogs and cats, and the "Mystery Bag" might contain something for me, my dog, "<span style="color:#cc0000;">or possibly the best trade you will ever receive". </span><span style="color:#000000;">Wow! </span><br /><br />It's hard for me here as I could make a trade and then she reveals to me that the bag contains something that is definitely not my best trade ever. Well, after a quick e-mail explaining how that might cut my project off at the knees, and alluding to her as being the evil embodiment of Monty Hall of Let's Make A Deal (young folks, go Google), she e-mailed me back with a masterstroke of promotion. She said that tomorrow she "will reveal another clue" as to the size and value of the item, and hinted again that "<span style="color:#cc0000;">it may be too good to pass this one up</span>".<br /><br />There's a woman after my heart, she has my attention and it should be fun to watch this one play out over the next few days. Hopefully there is something I cannot resist and we can move our project along. Until then check out Denise's eBay store at <a href="http://stores.ebay.com/Melodies-and-Memories-music-outlet"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Melodies and Memories Music Outlet</span></a>.<br /><br />Another totally cool and interesting offer came from Edy in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Alvord</span>, Texas. I had mailed a hopefully funny letter to the Bluebonnet Nudist Park asking if I would be safe from <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">hunters</span> as I claimed to be covered in hair like Sasquatch. Edy sent a welcoming letter and a FREE! T-Shirt! (Maybe to cover the hair?) You can check out the letter, reply and T-shirt at <a href="http://www.oombamail.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">OomBa</span> Mail</span></a>, my funny mail site.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.bluebonnetnudistpark.com/"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228257687262275234" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhynsO7QR231w8YA92ekfFM3BqRTq7_s1yyeqtSEGq7Ig4bvx7T1RKIN7OhiUNKaZc0FqpzE-N6HbY2DKasV88A9_JRqX7_2rVBam-ddYbWZ2d6NdH-XXOZEw6HWvwgw0kUxskVnylSYaKf/s400/bluelogo.gif" border="0" /></a><br />Edy kindly offered a night at the park for me and a companion if I were to '<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">accidentally</span>' leave Pamela in the room. I'm not sure if Pamela would totally fit into the decor as she is ALWAYS clad in her red Baywatch special bathing suit. Possibly she longs to remove it and run free on the beach, but it seems rather permanent. Perhaps <a href="http://www.k-jostudio.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Kathy Jo <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Braceland</span></span> </a>could be <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">commissioned</span> to produce a Pamela Skeleton sans suit!<br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSwlzOHW2mgbxJy_7DHHksoGxvZQLiz6bgj6Xtpj4vLSmgQ9xtVAgECZZHkcenLTYAQ-_dZ0o5dqyJEjEhfNXNx0wXOEcxtwns059bUjJRi7TqlMZ5h6gdaFA4bxogtBECJ8UKdVEFrlzl/s1600-h/BluebonnetCabin.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228257597991670850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSwlzOHW2mgbxJy_7DHHksoGxvZQLiz6bgj6Xtpj4vLSmgQ9xtVAgECZZHkcenLTYAQ-_dZ0o5dqyJEjEhfNXNx0wXOEcxtwns059bUjJRi7TqlMZ5h6gdaFA4bxogtBECJ8UKdVEFrlzl/s400/BluebonnetCabin.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;">Bluebonnet Nudist Park Cabin</span></div><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><p>Probably the cartoon below sums up how my entire mini-nudist-vacation would go. Yep, I am pretty white.</p><p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228257401574814914" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD3My9FIegvy5we_HchAqkDScmtKp5EEpRNQY7EV1nyNbhxIkIpCOM-rWUPRzT_funZMEPvDxfjaBxkpLreyq-7VSE1TF9gYtn0lilHrV0OUd8_2SXvMwxXC-7rpFeqWUGqO12GWbqy8Ug/s400/nudistcartoon.gif" border="0" /></span></p></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Atlanta, Georgia was home to the next offer from Mary, and it was a stuffed e. C<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">oli</span> doll. How charming and heart-warming, I so should have gotten this for my child. However, Mary could not possibly have known that while e. C<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">oli</span> is a sweetie...</span><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228257301863997298" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuuXj17h3TBTjm0fsxVoeBzP0_upaNHx7r0I3EQWxTCbsktWg_4l-eH8a4f3paZJYDK1oNIgiqdG_KqrVUQ6C0Yd5eI75QikB-BB9sJmUTOZA1E2q_z5l8ungzMCiDiF2gxOAYtUN5KHZp/s400/ecoli.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228257215674261522" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPdxNcRy-Ap_T654ScsSsUw4nDhaRFJaiNjdOkUuZj735flQL3nP0r68So8VxmLc-Upr7T7RZ9j-EwRG3XnwmgXi0BJVQyRfjQYbG5nY8Py5wJVycjhCq_NW8SzWsFWv_ngL1hdnpN1Rad/s400/Ebola.jpg" border="0" />I am more of an Ebola Virus kind of guy! What can I say, something about that twisted little frame makes me happy, though I bet Ebola <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">is</span> a mean Twister competitor!<br /><br /></span><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228257092210932370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKOvrg0lpKH-YcP7FfFwiSOZcORH61pxONG0vja4LA6RTm3c6VlbmTc1z8bKpQh6WQqTks3uG0rPT46oyMyqFEYErTNIwm_kZis1sM1bGvyAgeyDcJ3SxS_LahwKyQEuU18RGVE5sSkGqi/s400/turtle.jpg" border="0" />Last but not least Tracie of Houston offered not one, not two, not three, but four TURTLES! I am making some rules up as they come to me but I will state right here that I would almost certainly not trade for anything that eats. There may only be four things that eat that would be on my list of desirable objects...<br /><br />1. Possibly a snake, yes, I love snakes.<br />2. Bigfoot<br />2. A <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Stepford</span> wife<br />4 The real Pamela Anderson!<br /><br /><br /><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228256070084706290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBjH7LokIeSXwY3udkQQ37AlM9PJ0lYhvVkHOVU6_hk1Ep1A17qVblPhIeuaetW9i83kGEnZ_WS96nq-KMBx2UxeSAdR2siUpeMV423Siznuqt9cnFUoCHUM6eIDni8YokdhhtbwZRQ4M5/s400/bananas.jpg" border="0" />Tracie countered with organic bananas, but there we have the problem of a trader with the patience to wait and wait and wait for the perfect trade, and a product with a limited shelf life. I LOVE bananas and yet my kitchen counter sometimes becomes a fruit fly honeymoon suite because I forget they are there. So Tracie- Yes, I'll Have No Bananas, but that's cool. Tracie hints more offers are in the wings, soon to be revealed.</p><p>Please tune in tomorrow, if I get more hints on the mystery bag I will definitely post them, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">and</span> click on comments to read the actual e-mails on some of these offers.</p><p>Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Mizell</span></p>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-34487311170318986402008-07-27T19:44:00.010-05:002008-07-27T20:35:43.774-05:00We Have A Visitor From Heaven! Oh Yeah, Other Stuff Too!<div align="left">Yeah, sure, finally Rhode Island signed on and even Lithuania, and then a report listed Maldives. Where in the world? For those of you in the dark as I the Maldives are islands south of India, and are so beautiful they stop my heart!<br /><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMW5fMzFK2gvhJyrO5sWXCSeaXwc9TZbcIKunCJQgBBA3ceBDHa4UzvbpwSp6q-9cMr2UwnLeQWO1IkX8bp419UxdMpWP9zJacSZ_d8DfyT6ITX87qT4yX0tnwvBpHN9pnBgDCRuybDosk/s1600-h/Maldives3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227861538870627186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMW5fMzFK2gvhJyrO5sWXCSeaXwc9TZbcIKunCJQgBBA3ceBDHa4UzvbpwSp6q-9cMr2UwnLeQWO1IkX8bp419UxdMpWP9zJacSZ_d8DfyT6ITX87qT4yX0tnwvBpHN9pnBgDCRuybDosk/s400/Maldives3.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>Maldives Island Resort</strong></div><br /><br /><div align="left">Yes, the resort sits right over the water, the bluest, clearest water on Earth I believe. Would you have ever guessed south of India? Wow, folks- this is so not Galveston!<br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb8Bg13VtLhQ3LWNsKPhN2HL1uThKmiS2baxVjIYk6TCTDUqj-DNX26pVoqwI-E_Z-wwL2l8aoPsTWx70ato_X-0VM2Rzx7diOlRdJOmtJfZd3SNYYDiIMU1gYRAtkIP94JnG519DyVV48/s1600-h/Maldives2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227861429237217858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb8Bg13VtLhQ3LWNsKPhN2HL1uThKmiS2baxVjIYk6TCTDUqj-DNX26pVoqwI-E_Z-wwL2l8aoPsTWx70ato_X-0VM2Rzx7diOlRdJOmtJfZd3SNYYDiIMU1gYRAtkIP94JnG519DyVV48/s400/Maldives2.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>Maldives Cabana. Reserve Me One Cabana For August And September, For Life.</strong></div><div align="center"></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">Hope you like <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">these</span> pix as much as I. Other than a visitor from the Maldives knows about the Five Reed Dice project, there is no connection, but how many chances do I get to post something this beautiful? Pamela is pretty but damn, not this pretty!<br /><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi04EqceRIVLbQbTHObhqyXSDSKUCB4YHYvVvpXoUd0kCJpym6dMXfRUR7K8FpseNb8WEG3Ghp2_Rz1hUyB3V3Wwbhbb9pJrrsb5E8_FVc2nimn2T-QqW38pzreEriGJvD9JVCN1Zdm6lQY/s1600-h/MaldivesBoat.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227861334750237506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi04EqceRIVLbQbTHObhqyXSDSKUCB4YHYvVvpXoUd0kCJpym6dMXfRUR7K8FpseNb8WEG3Ghp2_Rz1hUyB3V3Wwbhbb9pJrrsb5E8_FVc2nimn2T-QqW38pzreEriGJvD9JVCN1Zdm6lQY/s400/MaldivesBoat.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>Boats Seem To Float In Space In Maldives</strong></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="left">It is unfortunate that the visitor from Maldives made no offer, specifically airfare and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">accommodations</span> as I would personally have delivered Pamela. For those of you who want to know more about where the islands are <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&q=maldives&z=6"><span style="color:#cc0000;">click here</span></a>. </div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">I am adding a new poll in the next few moments as to whether and when to trade. I would just like to see what visitors think, should I trade for a few of the things that have caught my eye or wait for the thing I know in my heart is it! Let me know.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">In the new trade offers departments Juan from Tarkington and/or Cleveland, TX (Which is it Juan?) offered a 1990 <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Fleer</span> Barry Bonds baseball card, commenting on how thin Barry appeared.<br /><br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227861160402281554" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNvfJDpCgmBjW7zdN2japNVizX4tZ5OUvrSbbXUnmu8C38n-EhuD38mqaaaROYqA6LNk9mejxKa5c8E8xjaVl_pkgEv7S3Uc3R9vgyEI3v9Q8i0mkWceg2hJToCR9fTl1X4rr5PWHNgP6t/s400/Fleer.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"><strong>Barry Bonds Looking Thin As Skeleton Pamela Anderson</strong></p><p align="left"><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">That's</span> a cool offer but I can buy them online for about ten dollars, so maybe not in the Pamela range, but much appreciated.<br /><br />"Thrill" of Houston, TX made an offer of antique playing cards, but has yet to send actual photos. This photo is typical of the item, and I do find them very interesting. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Hey,</span> "Thrill", thrill me with some pix, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">OK</span>!<br /><br /><br /><br /></p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227861051261140306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM9Tj4gJAaYct4fbCX2SjvvBEE-eXGxXnxg6u7xR5mC3uLj_BHv-Q87SlyinJPoIgqiJsXY0NCNuifAzXdyeC_ilUL0JihZXrS65YFBLzCw4fH9duu83HrPLtWoRxBaevAVgQBpyLFQ69U/s400/AntiqueCards.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"><strong>Interesting And Unique Antique Playing Cards</strong></p><br /><div align="left">And then of course our friend Buzz in Austin, TX sent a non-specific and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">vaguely</span> threatening offer of cash. I am still waiting for the amount. If the offer is large enough to cover winter in The Republic of the Maldives, we have a deal!<br /><br /></div><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227860950599305650" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi556Kdddc2j6EY_ZrAEI5EBVFLR96UvHq8uuAT13n2mS2SQvk3FFKnowgOtf65n6PSK1XvkfGUID1OP3khemL3E_TuLe1X98sQ6vWWxWEDvU9zG63BCQ736aArkVLsuAitqq6U7lUH0CBm/s400/Cash.jpg" border="0" /></strong> <div align="center"><strong>Cash, Cash, Cash, The Carrot Always Dangled</strong></div><p align="left"><br />Something I failed to post at an earlier date was how I shipped the Five Red Dice to Kathy Jo <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Braceland</span> in California. It's reason enough to make a trade offer. Not wanting some drab package to arrive like a business transaction, I wrapped the Five Red Dice in beautiful paper with silvery trimmings, kind of a Christmas In July surprise. Just thought I would share a little behind the scenes detail from here at World Headquarters.<br /><br /></p><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227860787267049874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6dOfMvG7ztrJqB0yr-8fqk7UX7BZdxcouIdKMldiAxlt6Pi5JfeWby1FXzkVzJeuFQZKnAaldgB0vHjPvrZjyNxrTN0FA8pBWxvBN8asYQCu2B-BeaB-Tv7fMdXjIWeM_60MskuWpHzDO/s400/100_0356.jpg" border="0" /><strong>Christmas In July From Five Red Dice World Headquarters</strong></div><p align="left"><br />Everybody has been great about helping to spread the word and it's almost to the point where we will draw for the winner of the FREE Five Red Dice T-Shirt. We are at 85 members and will draw at 100! Remember, if you are in the list you are enrolled in every drawing, every time we get 100 new members.<br /><br />Just <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">a note</span> that the counter on the page has tripped well past 2,615 visitors. My next goal is 10,000! Please help spread the word and maybe I can trade up to a car, a house, a space station! Thanks again everybody from over 50 countries, especially the Maldives, and 49 states, and Vermont, as soon as you are finished churning up that last tub of Ben and Jerry's join Lithuania and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">the</span> other cool kids at Five Red Dice!<br /><br />Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Mizell</span><br /><a href="http://www.fivereddice.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;">www.FiveRedDice.com</span></a><br /><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/fivereddice"><span style="color:#cc0000;">The Five Red Dice Store</span></a><br /><a href="http://www.oombamail.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">OomBa</span> Mail</span></a>- I got a FREE Nudist Park T-Shirt for being so hairy! Maybe I'll give it to the 100<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Th</span> member at my bizarre mail page!</p>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-87763967730322009392008-07-25T22:11:00.004-05:002008-07-25T22:30:15.872-05:00Bizarre Fan Of Pamela And Welcome Rhode Island!<span style="font-family:arial;">Today's mail bought a thought from an upset Pamela fan in Austin, Joseph Fly. I hope Joseph's letter is more disturbed than Joseph! He writes...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;">There are <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">alot</span> of injustices in this ' <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Ol</span>' Cruel World' but this <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Pamala</span> thing has got to be one of the worst i have witnessed. Just this year i was channel surfing and happened across an old episode of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">BayWatch</span>. The waves of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">nastalgia</span> damn near brought me to tears. She saved <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">alot</span> of lives you know, i mean people that had nothing else to live for but Pam-watch. I hope <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">KidRock</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">doesnt</span> get wind of this he may just bring his guns-to-H-town. Matter of fact i may <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">notifey</span> him myself. She is serious business 'bub' and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">alot</span> of other hard-on '<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Whakos</span>' like myself may not find your cruelty humorous. By the way could i make a cash offer at this time, for the hag, just to stop the bloodshed, before this thing gets out of hand?<br />Respectfully,<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Buzzfly</span> in Austin</span><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Well, now, let me gather my thoughts.</span><br />A cash offer would confuse the trading. Cash is worth exactly what it is worth, making it difficult to trade up. On the other hand, what size cash offer are we saying? Most people have trouble with the true value of an original work of art, that is why 90% of the offers could not be accepted.<br /><br />Also, is this letter in jest? I am presuming, but "the hag" cuts to the quick and causes the required stack of cash to double, perhaps triple in size.<br /><br />In addition, I am fearful that Joseph <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Fly</span> and a few others miss the context of Pamela that is not readily <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">apparent</span>. She is not some cartoon. Her skeletal form and bright colors actually mock the culture of consumerism we live in. Her light-hearted style is a biting <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">commentary</span> on entertainment. Pamela might have acted on Broadway, but there is more fame and money in catering to the shallow pool of the masses. Skeletal in nature, Pamela reminds us all of the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">transience</span> of beauty, that we shall all one day be skeletons. Dead. Even Joseph Fly. Even Kid Rock.<br /><br />For that reason not only the trade offer but the person must be worthy.<br /><br />On another note, Rhode Island is aboard. We all have been so totally wrong on all the polls. Remember when we all though North Dakota would be the last. Wrong! State after state fell, and we were <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">wrong</span> all along. We guessed Rhode Island 4-1 against Vermont. We forgot what slave driving tyrants Ben and Jerry can be I suppose.<br /><br />On the brighter side of being wrong, perhaps you were all wrong about your souls burning in Hell, so feel free to start sinning again!<br /><br />Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Mizell</span><br />Houston, TX USA<br /><a href="http://www.oombamail.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Oo</span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">mBa</span> Mail</span></a> <<< First Response Received Tonight!Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-1733436801717428932008-07-24T21:16:00.006-05:002008-07-24T21:35:48.311-05:00New Trade Offer, Pamela Gets A Job!<span style="font-family:arial;">If you're new to Five Red Dice, welcome. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">I traded</span> the Five Red Dice for this cool artwork of Pamela Anderson as a skeleton, and now I am ready to trade it for something bigger and better. What do you have to trade? Make an offer tonight!</span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaIMRTGCzbtdrPBsxfwSoahsELMpRX6X85zdxLWKhkL6UIe807zvBePt2rK4ya5R66T56ksFJY-D44Lh63F9x7fhGj2l_NU-ZZAYn_fNNUlUBjxqe4R6Dd0BVSTB2yM5RMHHGM7stcp588/s1600-h/Braceland+Pamela+Anderson.BMP"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226770917468348578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 379px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 536px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="455" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaIMRTGCzbtdrPBsxfwSoahsELMpRX6X85zdxLWKhkL6UIe807zvBePt2rK4ya5R66T56ksFJY-D44Lh63F9x7fhGj2l_NU-ZZAYn_fNNUlUBjxqe4R6Dd0BVSTB2yM5RMHHGM7stcp588/s400/Braceland+Pamela+Anderson.BMP" width="363" border="0" /></a> You can see a much better image by going to the <a href="http://www.fivereddice.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;">website</span></a> and underneath the Pamela picture click 'larger image'. <br /><div> </div><div> </div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixUufZlOqLiaOdyoKuf4adsvyPYTRcyJAafcv46dsjGsWyS7r1PsxJShOw-FxJWcHPUV_h6LM8kANvAHZoXINuwTAgLmgo2H2XuQo_hzGl6I4sIE0QjqXEVZbo9bsrRduJOI5yjOaTer6l/s1600-h/FRDShirt.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226770526819585554" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixUufZlOqLiaOdyoKuf4adsvyPYTRcyJAafcv46dsjGsWyS7r1PsxJShOw-FxJWcHPUV_h6LM8kANvAHZoXINuwTAgLmgo2H2XuQo_hzGl6I4sIE0QjqXEVZbo9bsrRduJOI5yjOaTer6l/s400/FRDShirt.jpg" border="0" /></a> Hey, we are only about 20 members away from the FREE Five Red Dice T-Shirt giveaway. Every 100 people joining, signing the guest book, making a trade offer one T-Short will be given away! You're in the drawing every pull, if you are on the e-mail list. For those who can't wait or who suffer from eternal bad luck, order your own at <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/fivereddice"><span style="color:#cc0000;">The Five Red Dice Store</span></a>, lots of cool things there. Have I told you that wearing one is good luck. Just lack week this shirt prevented me from suffering a milk spill on my chest!<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4pjOmZ9yUhd-Z_1HayGPWMldm4FeglrXOAT1PjVXS1PA-nzqFkzmHhzbfJU_2gAsQo246jie6jpHqKCQtarPKXZlOYQ7cKanl282UtUO_wRU2IihXhfwjnJFtMW3NTU9rQacJHos9UrZw/s1600-h/beetlejuice.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226770290444594418" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4pjOmZ9yUhd-Z_1HayGPWMldm4FeglrXOAT1PjVXS1PA-nzqFkzmHhzbfJU_2gAsQo246jie6jpHqKCQtarPKXZlOYQ7cKanl282UtUO_wRU2IihXhfwjnJFtMW3NTU9rQacJHos9UrZw/s400/beetlejuice.jpg" border="0" /></a> I did have another, how should I say, unique offer come in. It was for a cardboard standee of the little person called Beetle Juice on the Howard Stern show. Or so they say. Wow, that is so not my cup of tea, even if it were imminently <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">tradeable</span>. But it did merit an entry into the t-shirt contest.</div><div> </div><div>As noted earlier in the week Pamela was seeking employment. Here she is hard at work over a paper full of red circles. i thought it might be all a big show and she was not committed to the idea but I was wrong. She has found a position working in an office.<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226770127784191218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimS4ZrpPu405IY7mKnfIa9AK2TPqYLfmO0T22NcBIQueYQijizmWpyLdCzvJt3zFI5usRgRR9zKAhVIKydsLVVgBRl6SNDBB9UtNMeBXC_KjrQcP2M7Cc-KghVwEhvAjXEcvOOJwge37b6/s400/PamelaWantAds.jpg" border="0" />I visited her today and snapped a pic, she wanted to show everyone she is not really just a diva and would be a great addition to your home, hanging around all the time and keeping you company. Imagine the story you could tell friends as to how you hooked up with Pamela! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Much</span> better tale than that tired old Van <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Gogh</span> cut-off ear stuff!<br /><div><br /> </div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226770022758389010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFke5F9D8NIyGIji1iTqZqmVsTNjfUfyVSxIMd54iqi4O7vieASX-VFfljokdo1kVLiHcK6_GDOORAvnAiWwzYKTyb5XFw-_hRbrkFgBKWp2CsTNCe5t0Zpm_D4AxNrz1CUckcVzaq81Ub/s400/PamelaOffice.jpg" border="0" />Thanks for visiting and please come back soon. Don't forget to cast your vote in the poll- "Who's The Slowest State", Vermont or Rhode Island. Rhode Island is winning, or losing <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">rather</span>, big time. Click on your choice in the right sidebar!</div><div> </div><div>Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Mizell</span></div><div>Houston, Texas</div><div><a href="http://www.oombamail.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">OomBa</span> Mail</span></a></div></div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-64395685021461759282008-07-23T22:17:00.005-05:002008-07-23T22:30:48.263-05:00Pamela Is Looking For A Job!A solid offer came in today that I must refuse, though the thought was nice- a coupon for a FREE iced coffee at Starbucks so I don't burn my lips. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Hmmm</span>, is that so I can kiss Pamela. <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">She's</span> a drawing lady, it's just humor! I must be confusing people though as a second person e-mailed me to ask if I "really" had a date with Pamela Anderson! If only... Anyway, a coupon for a cup of Joe is too little, too soon. Good try!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrJXfdzYSJSG-LWvFDoupD2RXeXY-bcv_t-gaK39qdFMlkhjxdKb5Kq3RbMj7JV93nKqk2eywspcD5W4VeM0vkgsHbdQXD97viotcHtd_v43OjGJ9K3SBc3JrV-wbE16PTW1hc64DGnDdu/s1600-h/starbucks_coupon.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226415578466384258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrJXfdzYSJSG-LWvFDoupD2RXeXY-bcv_t-gaK39qdFMlkhjxdKb5Kq3RbMj7JV93nKqk2eywspcD5W4VeM0vkgsHbdQXD97viotcHtd_v43OjGJ9K3SBc3JrV-wbE16PTW1hc64DGnDdu/s400/starbucks_coupon.jpg" border="0" /></a> Pamela has been working out in the gym a lot, but I cannot see one tiny bit of muscle tone improvement, but I sure can lie and tell her it's looking great!<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKVL1vcFp5nqVr5UX-AJlaHxk4sQnoVXr34Z7KAzfMDniJd63gfRPSyL4LhkvWNTDcd0GR5GXhYnSsZ0PgPolDYY__PduXg9TN4AscdaGygyIOYmVSIOq11B2tKKkFA6R-Ee8NCATVoAeU/s1600-h/PamelaGym.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226415419113374562" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKVL1vcFp5nqVr5UX-AJlaHxk4sQnoVXr34Z7KAzfMDniJd63gfRPSyL4LhkvWNTDcd0GR5GXhYnSsZ0PgPolDYY__PduXg9TN4AscdaGygyIOYmVSIOq11B2tKKkFA6R-Ee8NCATVoAeU/s400/PamelaGym.jpg" border="0" /></a> Other than that it has been a slow week here at Five Red Dice headquarters. The most exciting news is that Pamela is looking for employment! If anyone knows of a good position in the Houston area for a girl with lots of experience looking cute, or something requiring marginal acting abilities, call. Perhaps even <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">relationship</span> counseling- lots of experience here...<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhl-3TZiOH2PP4skZJ1WVTiHnThM9NotLIB7CcRqHDmiIlOPCeAiKCNJLdA9zn-2SJg_fAjS6-LKM1_i1u4BDEwgqAOlbnu830EjMZboRvC3SpgcLZEfFMBLd36PyrWIrOGa9gFc4y-S68a/s1600-h/PamelaWantAds2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226415232498739090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhl-3TZiOH2PP4skZJ1WVTiHnThM9NotLIB7CcRqHDmiIlOPCeAiKCNJLdA9zn-2SJg_fAjS6-LKM1_i1u4BDEwgqAOlbnu830EjMZboRvC3SpgcLZEfFMBLd36PyrWIrOGa9gFc4y-S68a/s400/PamelaWantAds2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />So thanks everybody, we are at 78 members so only 22 to go and I will draw for the FREE Five Red Dice T-Shirt, so spread the word to all your friends, family, and the strange guy at work that mumbles a lot.</div><div> </div><div>Alan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Mizell</span></div><div>Houston, TX U.S.A.</div><div><a href="http://www.oombamail.blogspot.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">OomBa</span> Mail</a><br /><br /></div><div></div></div>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8843679976969635744.post-75818299807965164262008-07-22T19:13:00.009-05:002008-07-22T20:17:42.158-05:00Pamela Retires, Relaxes, Spends Money. Trouble In Paradise?Yes, it all seemed so wonderful when Pamela got here, she is so beautiful and all, but so thin. We had a ton of good times going out to parties and stuff but now we have just kind of settled in and I am hoping Pamela can adjust to a 'normal' lifestyle, but there seems to be some issues. She spends a lot of time laying around on the couch reading rock and roll magazines. I hope she isn't still thinking of that Tommy Lee!<br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZj6LZCWis8id3odk5U8k75kBin5NgsNP9VnHOfZHGFaJhGMN5ycV1RIwMw1m3jkrHLRUW2lAqXQkjx1eJkM10mcUs3G31XrtJzE5i1tisnGW95MVqlfLfjWie-jxmUUPioZwAYw4OyqKx/s1600-h/100_0590.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225998202031662642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZj6LZCWis8id3odk5U8k75kBin5NgsNP9VnHOfZHGFaJhGMN5ycV1RIwMw1m3jkrHLRUW2lAqXQkjx1eJkM10mcUs3G31XrtJzE5i1tisnGW95MVqlfLfjWie-jxmUUPioZwAYw4OyqKx/s400/100_0590.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong> <center>'Pamela Relaxing, All Day, Every Day'</center></strong><br />The news got out that Pamela had retired due to her skeletal condition. That is probably hard to deal with and has caused some stress, what with all the news stories, reporters snooping around, paparazzi in the bushes and all. We are going to try and slip away for a secret, romantic picnic later in the week, but I will share photos with Five Red Dice!<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjda9LekjxRcORBn9SugzK2KENghiI7EUBwosxnuBoFvS3ligPXK0lsfLr9O5SUuO9Qr4RbGjZtjh3gApneX6CCJydUchZlQESnoCXKkXSwVVCAkaEpqNDpjnylgo2QrYrHPPIaCHOzaq9B/s1600-h/newspaper.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225997146998214402" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjda9LekjxRcORBn9SugzK2KENghiI7EUBwosxnuBoFvS3ligPXK0lsfLr9O5SUuO9Qr4RbGjZtjh3gApneX6CCJydUchZlQESnoCXKkXSwVVCAkaEpqNDpjnylgo2QrYrHPPIaCHOzaq9B/s400/newspaper.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><center>'News Story Relating Pamela's Sudden Retirement'</center></strong></div><br /><div></div><div>Of course, now that the big money is not rolling in and the 'Baywatch' residuals have dwindled to a trickle, Pamela may have to consider a 'different' lifestyle. We had a big argument over money and I keep finding receipts for expensive things around the house. I mean she shouldn't leave these receipts for me to find. In her purse. In the wallet. In the hidden pocket! Can you believe HER?!<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225997002172661218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5XgX8m1IT16xSC6HIxLT-SqmprjKksUwPtzBzTzgqCFADW_tgdfjL-P-bUlbNSIn_W0JophAtJOvnX2ch-6rhnLc49LONiPkxd8DeCwjDevHVsqMcoJ0d66Cd2qxxV8S_yy6jKB75BOpS/s400/receipt.jpg" border="0" /><strong> <center>'Who Would Have Thought Being A Skeleton Would Be So Expensive'</center></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div> </div><div> </div><div>One cool thing happened this week was the leader of the free world, President George W. Bush sent best wishes to us, and that was a great lift. Thanks George, now start cleaning out your desk!</div><div><br /></div><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225996852227850850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI-lN7iDCKKzdvL_ZTI30Tg9wQ8X2pZ9O27h2cPxbjZTC5InFTjwg1UVlOqXMUE5OWjJlvFHOcrrxYxrzcv5Z2vnh932pTdTIWmIsHvjkDJ83tdLd8tJqm_4YnZggqIlGYwvIt2ROwTweK/s400/GeorgeBush+Banner" border="0" /><strong> <center>'Number One Fan Of 'Barb Wire' With Pamela Anderson, The President!"</center></strong><br /><p>That's almost all the excitement I can stand for the evening, but before I go I should let you know that thousands of your fellow citizens marched on Washington D.C. and wanted me to tell you something.</p><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225996747132849458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtDg0PTR7Tl4DSYjhk1nVBzWW1jli2Nd69MWJSIiheoCpwyzr2ZfdshuK-PPU9Yz74GYvzo27ocJrLX-M-hz_Rj-9MPNECgmkFvZW0y_j6kOzm16TjU83uCLm-5-Vo-nH-IZQpN7Bo4vu9/s400/Pamela+Banner" border="0" /></p>Alan Mizell<br />Houston, Texas U.S.A<br /><a href="http://fivereddice.com/OombaMail.html">OomBa Mail</a>Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09753984355062383483noreply@blogger.com9