Why am I trying to trade five red dice?

Welcome to Five Red Dice. Yes, you read right, I have five red dice just sitting here, never to be used. Just like that treadmill your clothes might be draped over or your collection of old National Geographic magazines, these dice have reached the end with me. Surely there is a person wanting to run in place on a treadmill in their living room so as never to miss Dr. Phil, and somewhere a child is trying to find pictures to cut out of a magazine for a school project, but his Mother only has People and US magazines. He could really use some old National Geographic magazines. Certainly also there is a person somewhere in this world who would like to have five red dice and has something interesting to trade for them.
I am totally open to all ideas and suggestions so email me at FiveRedDice@GMail.com with any and all trade offers. As soon as something that fits my vague bill comes along, I will arrange a trade and post the results and photos for all the world to see and comment on! Sounds like fun to me. Jump on board while the train is moving slowly folks.
I know, I know- if you are going to tell me that some guy did this already a few years back, I know. It's all cool. Let me explain. One, he is in Canada and their population is only one-tenth that of the U.S., so folks, have some national pride and let's make this ten times bigger. Two, Just because something was done once in some form doesn't mean it can't be done again. "Shakespeare, put that paper down. Someone already wrote a play!"
Well, it's late, and that's all I have tonight. I am going to forward this blog to friends and drop some ads on www.Craigslist.org and such, so please, help spread the word. Forward this site to all your friends and family. They might enjoy the diversion and you never know- they might be sitting home right now fuming over the fact that they have no red dice in the kitchen drawer!
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