Friday, June 20, 2008

Five Red Dice Is Getting Hits And Offers!!!

Good morning from Houston, World!
According to Google Analytics we had 26! hits overnight!!! Sure you say, that's hardly anything, but the day before it was 1 hit- ME. That represents an increase of 2,600%! Don't tell me my logic is flawed either- this is my world and I will see things the way I wish.
Another offer came in which I will let you read here.

I would like to trade my stapler without staples for those red dice.
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Good morning,
Well, thanks for joining the fun and offering a trade. A stapler sounds like that might be a great thing to have, even without the staples. I am taking just a few days to decide, to give people a chance to really climb on board and make some offers, but you are definitely in my mind.
Do you have any pictures of the stapler that I could see, and to use on the blog? I hope so, and please, spread the word!
What's your name and where are you writing from?
Alan Mizell
Houston, TX

I also have liquid paper or a package of florescent post it notes. What a fun project! Good luck
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Cool- would that be a part of the possible trade? I think as this grows I may need some additional office supplies so your trade is looking more attractive every moment. I am going to post your offer on the site , what name would you like to go by? What part of the world are you in?
Please spread the word and leave comments after my posts- thanks and have a great day!
Alan Mizell
Houston, TX

I will spread the word. the name is Tracie and yes I can make this a bundle package.
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So you can see the snowball is accumulating and the offers are beginning to come in.
There was one additional e-mail with no text- hmmm. Try again please.
Like I said in several www.Craiglist.org ads, join up in the fun now before some fancy celeb like Oprah tries to use my platform to promote her little TV show!
At this point we have a cassette tape, unused, and a package deal for a stapler, sticky notes, maybe even some Liquid Paper competing for the trade. What do you think folks?
Please leave comments by clicking on the word comments below, one and all- except for the grumpy guy at the back!
Alan Mizell
Houston, TX

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who in the world would actually trade something for those dice?? Also, you need to lay off the bigmacs sir...

Alan said...

Well, hopefully a lot of people anonymous person. I have had three offers in two days, so things are working out great. Even an offer from China.
As for the shippy comment the pic is about four years old. It wasn't Big Mac's, it was my medication after surgery that almost took my life leaving my seven adopted children without a parent- back to the orphanage. Currently I am more bloated and honestly, this time it is due to Bluebell Cookies and Cream Ice Cream!

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No, I will not trade Trixi ! ! !