Huge Assortment Of Items And Services Offered Up For Trade From Sacramento

I just walked in from a late night breakfast at IHOP and the standard six cups of coffee... Wow- A huge assortment of goodies and varied services are being offered from artist Jessica in Sacramento, California. Jessica has listed a cornucopia of mix and match possibilities, and offered me the opportunity to work in my word of the day- cornucopia! Truly exciting, I think it best that I simply print her letter here and let her speak for herself, as she has spent time assembling this mighty powerful package.


I know it's crunch time. I hope I am not to late! I don't have a whole lot to trade I just lost my job, but I am a local artist here in Sacramento. I came across your post while I was hoping for a piece of life changing information in the artists section (as per usual) And there it was THE DICE I have a multiple component offer

1.) I will pay for any shipping of the dice
2.) I will also pay for the shipping of all object given to you in exchange for the dice.
3.)I will ship you one of my orig works (pictures will be provided upon request) you may also commission a work requiring no more than 3 hours of labor 2D or 3D.
4.) And/or a gift certificate to a franchise restaurant of your choice in the amount of $10
5.) And/or A rubber Gator I have had for many years. (it kept me company in college)
6.)Ring of Keys (matching locks unidentified)
7.)Lock (keys location unknown)
8.)Tutorial on basic woodworking,casting,welding,drawing,painting, or printing(no more than 2 hrs of instruction)
9.) any small items you have been to lazy to go to the store and buy. example: forgotten TP, shaving cream, Q tips, rubbing alcohol
10.)Script of rocky Horror Picture Show

Clause: You may not request more than one sentimental item.
You may not request purchased items that exceed the orig. amount you paid for the dice.
You may not request a combination of services that exceed 3 hrs of labor time.
Keys, Lock and Shipping or not part of the clause and are included if requested without stipulation.

Thank you for your consideration and I hope to be chosen to receive those pretty dice of yours

Jessica

P.S. any photos will be provided upon request and consideration of offer

So much to digest here! I like the shipping offer, and being a creative type artwork is always an interesting possibility. The rubber 'gator is somehow strangely calling to me. And the offer to go to the store. Jessica is apparently a gifted psychic, as we are out of toilet paper, lol! Oh, AND a 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' script also casually tossed in. This Jessica really knows how to put a trade together.

So cool, and totally fine, last minute offers are just as enticing, maybe more so. As to the postscript, yes I have already requested photos of art, items, Jessica, whatever she has and feels comfortable sharing with us.

Thanks Jessica for making this a better project, and let's all share this neat offer with our friends and family.

Alan Mizell
Houston, Texas USA