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Alan Mizell
Houston, TX USA
make a great trade offer and get pamela and a story a lot better than that silly old van gogh ear thing!
Probably the cartoon below sums up how my entire mini-nudist-vacation would go. Yep, I am pretty white.
Tracie countered with organic bananas, but there we have the problem of a trader with the patience to wait and wait and wait for the perfect trade, and a product with a limited shelf life. I LOVE bananas and yet my kitchen counter sometimes becomes a fruit fly honeymoon suite because I forget they are there. So Tracie- Yes, I'll Have No Bananas, but that's cool. Tracie hints more offers are in the wings, soon to be revealed.
Please tune in tomorrow, if I get more hints on the mystery bag I will definitely post them, and click on comments to read the actual e-mails on some of these offers.
Alan Mizell
Barry Bonds Looking Thin As Skeleton Pamela Anderson
That's a cool offer but I can buy them online for about ten dollars, so maybe not in the Pamela range, but much appreciated.
"Thrill" of Houston, TX made an offer of antique playing cards, but has yet to send actual photos. This photo is typical of the item, and I do find them very interesting. Hey, "Thrill", thrill me with some pix, OK!
Interesting And Unique Antique Playing Cards
Something I failed to post at an earlier date was how I shipped the Five Red Dice to Kathy Jo Braceland in California. It's reason enough to make a trade offer. Not wanting some drab package to arrive like a business transaction, I wrapped the Five Red Dice in beautiful paper with silvery trimmings, kind of a Christmas In July surprise. Just thought I would share a little behind the scenes detail from here at World Headquarters.
Everybody has been great about helping to spread the word and it's almost to the point where we will draw for the winner of the FREE Five Red Dice T-Shirt. We are at 85 members and will draw at 100! Remember, if you are in the list you are enrolled in every drawing, every time we get 100 new members.
Just a note that the counter on the page has tripped well past 2,615 visitors. My next goal is 10,000! Please help spread the word and maybe I can trade up to a car, a house, a space station! Thanks again everybody from over 50 countries, especially the Maldives, and 49 states, and Vermont, as soon as you are finished churning up that last tub of Ben and Jerry's join Lithuania and the other cool kids at Five Red Dice!
Alan Mizell
www.FiveRedDice.com
The Five Red Dice Store
OomBa Mail- I got a FREE Nudist Park T-Shirt for being so hairy! Maybe I'll give it to the 100Th member at my bizarre mail page!
That's almost all the excitement I can stand for the evening, but before I go I should let you know that thousands of your fellow citizens marched on Washington D.C. and wanted me to tell you something.
Does anybody know a Janet Fleener who has access to a school bus? Also, is it really a SCHOOL bus? Do you like, own it? In my old days the driver owned the bus but I thought nowadays the city or school owned the bus. I could be wrong. As a school bus I presume there are no restrooms. If you knew me you would know that could be a problem. But maybe not since I could say "Pull her over". When I tried that with Harvey Hulin in 5Th grade back in Abita Springs, LA, all I got was a 'dirty, I'm going to tell your Mom so you better sit down now' look!
So Janet, please e-mail me so i can keep you updated. Also, send your mailing address and I will send you some 'limited edition, signed and numbered art prints'! And since you e-mailed you are in the drawing for the FREE Five Red Dice t-shirt!
Please, everyone, vote in the 'Last State To Visit' poll to the right, only about two days left.
Alan Mizell
Alan Mizell
Houston, Texas USA
P.S. Only a few days left to vote in the 'Last State To Visit' poll. Seems we are having trouble reaching the outlying areas of North Dakota, Vermont, Delaware, and Rhode Island.