NEW Five Red Dice Business Cards... I Mean Limited Edition, Signed And Numbered Art Prints.

Hello everybody, sorry for the long delay in posting, it's been a busy time for me here in the Deep South, and this is a diversion, a hobby, not a livelihood. I have had friends ask if the project was over, and no, it most assuredly is not. I am still seeking a trade for that sexy, bony woman, Pamela.

I have been working on a few other blogs that are pastimes and that has eaten into my time a bit. There are links on the side if you are interested- Robot Nine is a daily image post, very eclectic, and The Odd Report is a collection of odd news, information, links, images, what have you. Fun. Consider submitting art, photography, or any images to Robot Nine, or join the "What's In You Wallet" project. Enough about that though.

The new Five Red Dice promotional cards are here, and available FREE to all of you. They are great collectibles, and to hand out to friends who say "What is that guy doing again"?

Yes I know, the shakiest photo ever. And the camera has automatic digital image stabilization. Darn the vodka! Beautiful cards though, rich verdant green and translucent red on the dice. Nice!

Of course, they can be signed and numbered, making them instant collectibles, to me anyway.

For those of you uninterested in the simple card, I have figured many other uses for these works of art, and listed them for you below, so as to relieve you of any thinking.

Use a stack of cards to build a 'house of cards'.

Limited edition prints make excellent bookmarks.

Make a Five Red Dice refrigerator magnet for that art your nephew makes, you know, the one who draws less puppies and Mom pictures and more murder victims every year

How about a tiny dust pan for tiny messes, like Chihuahua hair.

Smaller size artists can carry it around and tell people it is there portfolio. The bright colors and fancy word will make the artist less of a Grinch.

A shoe horn. Remember those? Seems we used to use shoe horns to make well-made, cheap shoes last. Now we don't use them on badly made, expensive shoes. Get a Five Red Dice shoe horn and save your shoes.

Stacks of them are great to level tables and chairs. You should never go out to eat without a handy supply of Five Red Dice table and chair levelers.

These durable cards will scrape ice from a freezer. Probably great for icy windshields and bathroom grime also.

Put a card behind the sofa in a doll house and you have a stunning piece of modern art. A sure-fire decoration to amaze all the ladies at the monthly Doll House Club meetings.

Of course the best use, and the easiest, might be to just hand a few out to friends and tell them "Go, make an offer, NOW!"

Alan Mizell

P.S. Leslie- your cards of both types are on the way, thanks for the self addressed and atmped envelope!